For women of a 'certain age'...

[Ratti]

Yeah most definately I get to know them first.

About this whole 'fat man' thing, when one gets a beer belly the weight from the Stomach overlaps the groin and Penis, meaning the person loses inches off the Penis. The Penis literally inverts itself but hey if you can figure out an in genius way on how to bounce on a 3inch pinner sure

f*** you're kidding right? no that's right you're a kid.
Let Aunty Ratti have a quiet chat with you sonny.... trust me riding a fat man is an awesome experience. and FYI it's not the size of the dick that matters it's where it reaches that is the good bit. A 3 inch boner in the right places is better than a whopper that is being driven by someone useless. Hence my preference to be the driver. As a suggestion, next time you get lucky, let her drive, it's her body and she knows what is working for her.

[Ratti]

According to Dean that's impossible.......nothing can come up....

Be good to met ya at the golden gates of Parly..........I'll bring the pies ok!!!!!!

Excellent idea. I'll be there somewhere. am intending to throw FattMax out the door of the van, race off to fetch my bike and head back to Parliament in time for the games. T shirts with our names on them? or shall i follow FattM as he follows his nose to your pies? lol

[Ratti]

Feck me gently, I absolutley positivley LOVE Wellington........!!!

Relax FattM..we be gentle with you. Promise

[Fatt Max]

About this whole 'fat man' thing, when one gets a beer belly the weight from the Stomach overlaps the groin and Penis, meaning the person loses inches off the Penis. The Penis literally inverts itself but hey if you can figure out an in genius way on how to bounce on a 3inch pinner sure

Oh matey, now seriously........

A fair comment with a plausable scientific background......

But, take it from a life long fat bloke, its all about the ladies

Let me explain.....

Just take it easy, know enough to gauge the reactions, even the smallest change in movement can count but you HAVE to be able to read the lady. Guys are designed for one thing and thats getting the rocks off. Ladies are far more complicated as well as delicate.....

So, read the signs, hand them the wheel and let them follow the road. Be gentlle, but only as gentle as they want you to be. Remember, a tendfer kiss in the right place at the right time works so much better than showing off your bits and pieces.....

Take the time the ladies need and let them fall into the whole thing

Fat or not, it works bruvver, give it a go

But, you HAVE to appreciate the delicateness and subtltey of the female form, celebrate it and be part of it

Right, thats that...I wait now for the barrage of abuse that, as a fat bastard, I am more than used to......

[Ratti]

no abuse from me dude, but Im ready to hand it out to all who deserve it.

[Foxzee]

Excellent idea. I'll be there somewhere. am intending to throw FattMax out the door of the van, race off to fetch my bike and head back to Parliament in time for the games. T shirts with our names on them? or shall i follow FattM as he follows his nose to your pies? lol

I'll be somewhere Stoney has me liasing with people.....he's great at giving out jobs....

I'll PM ya my cell and we can catch up for coffee before hand if ya want............

[<G>]

A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club…. as the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing.…she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a “sportsman’s double?” He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house…..the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs “Mom you still awake?”

[<G>]

Loooovvee the way you justify it !!

Consenting adults don't need to justify anything

[Dean]

Ratti and Fattmax.

Easy guys and gals I was joking I aplogise for setting off firewroks of tension.
More to that Ive heard people talking about surveys that prove women dont care about size.

[Foxzee]

A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club…. as the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing.…she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a “sportsman’s double?” He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house…..the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs “Mom you still awake?”

LMAO...well said chicky....

That's coming from experience is it??????????......LOL

[Fatt Max]

I'll be somewhere Stoney has me liasing with people.....he's great at giving out jobs....

I'll PM ya my cell and we can catch up for coffee before hand if ya want............

There will be pies there, eh.....??

[Foxzee]

Ratti and Fattmax.

Easy guys and gals I was joking I aplogise for setting off firewroks of tension.
More to that Ive heard people talking about surveys that prove women dont care about size.

Do we not????????? who said....they are lying!!!!!!!!

[Foxzee]

There will be pies there, eh.....??

Yes darling I have the bakery on code red ready for your arrival..................

[Genie]

21 pages and I haven't reead one "RRRRROOOOAAARRRRR"


no cougars in KB land then!

[Fatt Max]

21 pages and I haven't reead one "RRRRROOOOAAARRRRR"


no cougars in KB land then!

Mate, there's heaps of em...it's just too early in the evening thats all.....

Feck, glad I'm in Auckland, south of the Bombays looks right dodgy.........oooeeerrrr