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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    You have chubby hands.
    If he were a lesbian, he would be "well hung"
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Check out the GN250 in front of me, it's going hard through Hazzard County...LOL


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    Long-time listener, first-time poster.

    Just wanted to get in on this flamewar before it cooled down.

    GN250 is good

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    Are you English? You seem unhappy and thrilled to share it. It's still a MOTORBIKE! Jeez Man! If it was that bad, take the bus.

    Nothing wrong with the GN. Must be the rider.
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    i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
    Fucksake. Hang yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damantis View Post
    Are you English? You seem unhappy and thrilled to share it. It's still a MOTORBIKE! Jeez Man! If it was that bad, take the bus.

    Nothing wrong with the GN. Must be the rider.
    That is an awesome thread dredge.

    Hopefully, Dean'll be along soon to *ahem* dance.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    That is an awesome thread dredge.

    Hopefully, Dean'll be along soon to *ahem* dance.
    It's like being reunited with an old friend.
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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Oh god here we go again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    That is an awesome thread dredge.

    Hopefully, Dean'll be along soon to *ahem* dance.
    I wonder if he put the GSXR1000 engine into his dad's GN250 yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Oh god here we go again
    I almost pissed myself laughing....again! Time for round two. All we need now is Dean and Tank, Mully is already here haha
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    Perhaps Dean needs some suitable music to dance to?


    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
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    I've just re-read this whole thread, and I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    I is proclaiming it:
    This thread is teh awesomes!!11oneone
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    How did this shit escape PD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    How did this shit escape PD?
    There's a note from Jantar part-way through (just after Dean referred to the Mods as corrupt) - the gist is that most of it was on topic and the balance was moved to PD.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    To all noobs do not buy a gn250, not an old one not a new one get a scorpio, and I do not encourage violence
    Storytime:
    So need to go to Auckland CBD today meet up with a mate, want to take my zeal oh wait thats right its getting fixed. So I ask around last minute my stepdad offers me his Gn250, my first response was hell no because I owned it about a year ago when I was yb16 and made an oath to not go on one. Last minute alright then I will have to bear with it, off we go. WHAT THE??? I open it up and nothing happens, no pull, I see the needle going up but my speedo climbing like a old man on low dose of viagra. Im in 3rd gear trying to make it to 60kph with revs very high go, go, go, get it up I say get it up!. Then I find myself in 5th gear with half revs (7rpm) cruising at 70kph, my body position is like the little kids on the plastic trikes. Oddly enough suzuki made a bike with a high seat height for a 6ft guy but handlebars, pegs, seat position for a 5ft midget. I get on the motorway, yay im free like a range cowboy oh wait whats that in the distance, no it cant be, oh bollocks standstill traffic. Alright I can work with this so I pull in to lane split the usual. WTF!!! this bike is hard to keep upright at such slow speeds the cramped position is uncomfortable and the mirrors are so big to fit through the gaps. So I made it out of the battlefeild and im struggling to keep to 100kph on near redzone, again with the old man with low dose of viagra context, get it up I say get it up. So the rain comes along and im in CBD and Im pissed off so if anyone pushes my buttons.......a guy in a black holden commodore (police look a like) started coming right up behind me I told him to get back so he came even closer, I changed lanes he changes into that lane. I start pulling certain hand gestures he pulls it back with both hands so I made a detour to the docks carpark and he follows. I get to a stop, hop off my bike " you ****** *** the **** are you doing you wanna dance lets dance " we "dance", a lady hops out of her merc tries to stop us "dancing". I leave with a satisfied smile.....
    and then we went to macdonalds and got icecream, and Johnny got a cool toy, and the we went to park and playing on the swing, i got really high and jumped off and it didn't hurt, and then we went home.
    It was a really fun day.......
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