And your problem is?Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo
That Valentines Day, all i wanted to do was to go 4wding. O wait i am...
Missing my buddy Morepower
And your problem is?That Valentines Day, all i wanted to do was to go 4wding. O wait i am...
Forum whore
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You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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DILLIGAF
Mmmmmmmmmmm no problem.
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Hey! You don't need romance when you have a bike!!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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And you're still allowed lust :)
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Grumpy Old Bastard
Awwwwwww.......here ya go then...Well I ain't gunna get shite cos I don't have a man...and the men I do know won't even know what Valentines Day is or let alone what a rose is until it pricks them.....LOL
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Awwwwww....thanks slofox......huggies
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
Hardcore Biker
Definitely none of that crap. I don't need a specific day set aside for me to let my wife know I love her. I do that every day.
Fuck all the commercial bullshit - Christmas, Easter, Valentines Day, New Years Eve etc. I'll leave that for the hoi polloi.
But that's the best time to do it- when you're not expecting it. Despite naming a cat "Mittens" or "Fluffy" they're still wild animals you know.
I've actually trained mine to attack. She likes to surprise me with full on leg attacks from beneath the bushes as I walk past. Fucking cool cat. Not so cool when I'm in shorts but.
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Forum whore
Awesome... yea i spend a lot of time shouting myself trips here and there. Figure we just deserve it sometimes.
I even allow myself to sit quietly sucking on a couple of cold ones while watching my daughter wash my bike too!
Shit i am so good to her....must adjust board accordingly.
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Dirty underwear is mutually beneficial.
(not that kind of dirty)
<- A new way to take a rubber!
If you are cash strapped, you can nick some flowers (council flowerbeds are helpful here) and make her breakfast in bed or a nice home cooked dinner with a few candles on the table. Then get her liquored and have your fun later.
mad thou rider
Ill be buying her nothing, and if she complains, Ill go buy her a dildo so she can go fuck herself
Missing my buddy Morepower
Maybe she wants the dildo and fuck her self too
Rider in training
So your getting her everything she wants then huh
DILLIGAF
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
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