For women of a 'certain age'...

**chanceyy** · 13th February 2010, 12:52

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Good Morning KB.....Cock-a-doodle-fecking-doo
I love this thread, especially when I'm out and Mrs M gets into it......and this morning I get a 'Rio Surprise' in the shower........

well someone got some this morn ..esp as you was snoring ya head off last nite & Mrs FM missed out

**Fatt Max** · 13th February 2010, 14:23

Originally Posted by chanceyy

well someone got some this morn ..esp as you was snoring ya head off last nite & Mrs FM missed out

Cant help being irrisistable and a true romantic, eh....

All she wanted to hear was the words "I Love You", all I wanted to hear was the noise my balls make when they are slapping off her arse....!!!

**Ratti** · 13th February 2010, 18:11

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

Just you and your smile dude.... we have alll the necessaries here

**Fatt Max** · 13th February 2010, 18:13

Originally Posted by Ratti

Just you and your smile dude.... we have alll the necessaries here

Cheers me dear, looking forward to a day out in Welly....

**Ratti** · 13th February 2010, 18:18

[QUOTE=gatch;1129647108]I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.

purring little pussy cats? You're kidding arnt you dude? The likes of us has the likes of your for a snack and pick our teeth with your bones before the next one strolls on by

**Ratti** · 13th February 2010, 18:22

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

heck 'drift..I can remember when that was released...and having teen hots for the drummer....mmmm, always have had a thing for man who knows how to handle his stick

**Ratti** · 13th February 2010, 18:28

Originally Posted by cc rider

I don't think I'm the type to attract younger guys though. I prefer to nibble for longer, not bite once Grrr!

I like to nibble for a while too. but its hard to find a man who likes to be nibbled...although *looks around and giggles* last night was a great run with my chap from upcountry. He finally learning that I really do like to be nibbled..on my butt and up my back...woohoo...it was all on! Thats part of 'getting' the other person tho huh cc, i know what you mean and I'd prefer that to a casual any day

**Ratti** · 13th February 2010, 18:30

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Cheers me dear, looking forward to a day out in Welly....

what makes you think Im gonna let you out?

**Fatt Max** · 13th February 2010, 18:33

Originally Posted by Ratti

what makes you think Im gonna let you out?

Oh I think you wil be glad to see the back of me mate, you've not heard me sing yet

**FROSTY:Me** · 13th February 2010, 18:35

Now im having an issue mentally coming to terms with you as a belly dancer. keep in mind last time I saw you was Le bus and you were about at the waddling stage with the black shadow..

**gatch** · 13th February 2010, 18:43

[QUOTE=Ratti;1129647908]

Originally Posted by gatch

I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.

purring little pussy cats? You're kidding arnt you dude? The likes of us has the likes of your for a snack and pick our teeth with your bones before the next one strolls on by

LOL the likes of who, the KB cougar brigade ?

10 points if you can even scratch my skin..

**smoky** · 13th February 2010, 18:44

You chooks still going cluckin on about sex
How come threads like this don't end up in PD? hardly about biking?
You ladies remind me of a verse;

The huntress is coming, slow, breathless, and pale,
Her raven locks streaming all wild in the gale;
'Tis evening the breezes beat cold on her breast

She stops and the breezes bring balm to her brow
But wolf-dog and wild deer, out-sprung
Then cheer'd the huntress; then rush'd the madhound,
And away with the wild stag in air-lifted bound.

The course of that wild stag, the dogs, and the dame!
The red-deer shapes downward the rush of his flight
In sunlight his antlers all gloriously flash,
And onward the wolf-dogs and fair huntress dash!

His bounding heart broken, the hunted dear fell;
And o'er him the brave hounds all gallantly died,
In death still victorious--their fangs in his side!

Yet weeping, she lingers where the mist-wreaths are chill, Her breast a flame with nipples pert, the cold kill of lost day
The hunt has ended the pray has fallen
A voyeur her body craved, in the shadow he stayed
feasting in the ethereal moment of the night, of the hunt, of the fallen, of the dame

**Fatt Max** · 13th February 2010, 18:46

Originally Posted by FROSTY

Now im having an issue mentally coming to terms with you as a belly dancer. keep in mind last time I saw you was Le bus and you were about at the waddling stage with the black shadow..

eh, belly dancer, who the fuck is a belly dancer.....???....feckin' love them me.....

**Fatt Max** · 13th February 2010, 19:32

Originally Posted by smoky

The huntress is coming, slow, breathless, and pale,
Her raven locks streaming all wild in the gale;
'Tis evening the breezes beat cold on her breast

She stops and the breezes bring balm to her brow
But wolf-dog and wild deer, out-sprung
Then cheer'd the huntress; then rush'd the madhound,
And away with the wild stag in air-lifted bound.

The course of that wild stag, the dogs, and the dame!
The red-deer shapes downward the rush of his flight
In sunlight his antlers all gloriously flash,
And onward the wolf-dogs and fair huntress dash!

His bounding heart broken, the hunted dear fell;
And o'er him the brave hounds all gallantly died,
In death still victorious--their fangs in his side!

Yet weeping, she lingers where the mist-wreaths are chill, Her breast a flame with nipples pert, the cold kill of lost day
The hunt has ended the pray has fallen
A voyeur her body craved, in the shadow he stayed
feasting in the ethereal moment of the night, of the hunt, of the fallen, of the dame

You had me at 'hello'......