How long before this hits PD?
Grumpy Old Bastard
How long before this hits PD?
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
The instructions are simple...
You've left it there too long...it's drying out.Originally Posted by Stirts
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Dickens Cider
Poo is not pointless dribble in fact......
Poo is good exercise....
You burn 19 calories and this is also allowing for a 7 minutes drop time.
If you are really constipated, you could burn approx 70 calories if it took 15 minutes to dump, and you REALLY worked at it.
And......
Poos contains more vitamins and minerals than the average third world child consumes in a week, we could package up our western poos and export them to feed starving African countries. Your poo could save the world!!
This is important shit!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Dickens Cider
Those cracks REALLY scrape the sides when coming out too, so painful you stop, try and suck it back up, but you have reached the PNR
No body move... I dropped my brain
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Type 6 & 7 have now filed a complaint to the Faecal rights tribunal. This shit has now gone international.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
The instructions are simple...
The case cannot proceed without a badge number...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Come warm yourself by the fire
What a load of shit. Just like spelling and grammer
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The instructions are simple...
Fixed that for you.
No - no. Don't thank me. It was my pleasure.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Born to be mild
I considered the Bristol Stool Scale on the way to work this morning and it struck me to be like the political spectrum. Centre is number 4, quite comfy and trying to keep everyone happy. Down the '7' end of the scale you have far left wishy washy socialism and up the '1' end of the scale you have the far right hard-arses. Presently I would put National as a number 3, a bit right of centre but still in then desired range while Labour is a bit left of centre at about number 5 and making it's presence felt but without much substance. Up to you guys to place the Maori Party, ACT and the Greens...
Grow older but never grow up
Fully Foxed
More time than it takes number 7 to hit the water.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
You failed to address the "periodical" fault...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Born to be mild
Damn you Hitcher. I saw an advert for a chocolate bar on TV and thought, "hmm, that's a number 3".
Grow older but never grow up
The instructions are simple...
He's on his period? Who woulda thunk...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Weekend cruiser
Hmm, this would make an excellent poster for the back of the toilet door. Informative and interactive!
Does anyone know if you can change the outcome through carefully holding back? I am sure I have successfully transformed a potential Type 7 to a Type 4 before.
...photos to come
The instructions are simple...
The old recirculation by absorption ... kiddies, best not to try this one. It has proven...embarrassing...for many. Not to mention the nasty taste in the back of your mouth should you manage to 'retain' for long enough.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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