Baton/dildo

[cc rider]

So it would be okay to dress up as ninja's and carry round a samurai sword?

Correct but only as Leonardo, he uses ninjaken. Now have you got your red bandana on....

[Ronin]

probably not - but it would be cool.

I know someone who got arrested for doing that. His Ninja skills obviously didn't include evasion.

[mashman]

Correct but only as Leonardo, he uses ninjaken. Now have you got your red bandana on....

Ya see they may pull you up for lack of shell...

[cc rider]

this is my ecky-thump by the front door, made of Tasmanian blackwood. Has a nice swing

[cc rider]

Ya see they may pull you up for lack of shell...

couldn't I jus say it was in the wash

[red mermaid]

Unless you are prepared to fight with it like you would kill someone then I would get rid of it, because any intruder will more than likely get it off you and use it on you.

Plus if they know it is there then they will bring a bigger weapon.

Either way, you won't stand a chance.

[AllanB]

I knew a chap years ago who carried steel ball bearings in his jacket pocket. Apparently if he'd was cut-off he roar past them and hurl a handful at their windscreens.


Certainly not the type of behavior expected from the find riders of KB.

[cc rider]

Unless you are prepared to fight with it like you would kill someone then I would get rid of it, because any intruder will more than likely get it off you and use it on you.

Plus if they know it is there then they will bring a bigger weapon.

Either way, you won't stand a chance.

I've used it once, worked a treat.
If anyone comes in the front door, I'll be out one of the back doors so fast......

How will anyone know it is there? I live over the ditch & far away.

Luckily the video surveillance alarm works well.

[mashman]

I've used it once, worked a treat.
If anyone comes in the front door, I'll be out one of the back doors so fast......

How will anyone know it is there? I live over the ditch & far away.

Luckily the video surveillance alarm works well.

What if they come in your back door...

[Tank]

What if they come in your back door...

you're buggered.

[Ronin]

you're buggered.

Best.Post.Ever

[mashman]

you're buggered.

Ayeeee... bling was blung, but got bounced back as you've already had some... probably because you're a super bloke...

[cc rider]

What if they come in your back door...

Luckily I have two doors in the same proximity....

you're buggered

Do you mean I'm or marsh is or we'll both be together...

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don't peck too soon, hun

Ayeeee... bling was blung, but got bounced back as you've already had some... probably because you're a super bloke...

don't tell him that... he'll get a swollen head.... I'll never get him into tight leathers then


are you guys sure you don't want a room

[carver]

Unless you are prepared to fight with it like you would kill someone then I would get rid of it, because any intruder will more than likely get it off you and use it on you.

Plus if they know it is there then they will bring a bigger weapon.

Either way, you won't stand a chance.

blah blah blah....
More like, it scares the person more!

I put a shotgun to crazy steve's head once....

He didnt get it off me

he had no bigger weapon

i stood a chance

[Maha]

blah blah blah....
More like, it scares the person more!

I put a shotgun to crazy steve's head once....

He didnt get it off me

he had no bigger weapon

i stood a chance

You were lucky his tool box was locked away....

Caring Maha.