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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    LOL! Again! Reminds me of the Tower Insurance TV ad! He cleaned the oven as well, but she still made him pay when she found out what he'd done...

    I find I get brownie points when I run her a bath after a hard day, or like tonight when she's just got back from her gym class feeling like death... She repays me by doing the ironing in the nude...
    Nice work,sounds like you have a gem.Have to be honest and admit ive an advatage over most blokes in that my best mate Mac has an extremely sensitive nose and when its "that time coming" he forewarns and i behave for a few days,when its over i just go back to running amok.
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    No one txts me :-(


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    No one txts me :-(
    Buy a phone mate,you might be surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    there is the odd ray of sunshine coming thru Toaster.
    Like...through the ears?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Nice work,sounds like you have a gem.Have to be honest and admit ive an advatage over most blokes in that my best mate Mac has an extremlely sensitive nose and when its "that time coming" he forewarns and i behave for a few days,when its over i just go back to running amok.
    Well after 32 years my nose is very well trained!!!

    She's pretty good though. She's sorta wating for menopause to begin so she doesn't have to go through that anymore, but I reckon she's just cursed with eternal youth...

    Hey is this a thread hijack..? Sorry Toaster, how're you doin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Well after 32 years my nose is very well trained!!!

    She's pretty good though. She's sorta wating for menopause to begin so she doesn't have to go through that anymore, but I reckon she's just cursed with eternal youth...

    Hey is this a thread hijack..? Sorry Toaster, how're you doin?
    Hes fine,back to your Mrs doing the ironing eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    so stacked up huge brownie points by cleaning the oven
    Wow, how about you pop up and clean mine as well? That is a shit job and then some. I will be doing ours this weekend, least I can do, Maha does the rest

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hes fine,back to your Mrs doing the ironing eh.
    Ironing? Have not done any of that since our iron crapped out putting transfers on fluro jackets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Wow, how about you pop up and clean mine as well? That is a shit job and then some. I will be doing ours this weekend, least I can do, Maha does the rest

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    Indeed it is,went and bought 2 cans and filled the thing with em,easy really but things got messy come clean up time,considered throwing first the cat and then the dog in there to speed up the scrubbing part thought better of it.Worst part was getting the f$%king oven door back on,
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hes fine,back to your Mrs doing the ironing eh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Ironing? Have not done any of that since our iron crapped out putting transfers on fluro jackets.
    I haven't done the ironing since I melted my best shirt...

    'Sides, me ironing in the nude is not a pretty sight, she on the other hand...

    Right now she's relaxing in the bath I've just run for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    I haven't done the ironing since I melted my best shirt...

    'Sides, me ironing in the nude is not a pretty sight, she on the other hand...

    Right now she's relaxing in the bath I've just run for her.
    WTF are you doing here then Ed,go scrub her bumps or at least pretend you need to wash your hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Worst part was getting the f$%king oven door back on,
    Trust me on this some oven door designers need a decent clip around the ears. I reckon they design them that way for pure shits and giggles. Bastards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    WTF are you doing here then Ed,go scrub her bumps or at least pretend you need to wash your hands.
    Ha ha! Back when we were young, (and about half the size...), I'd be in there with her!

    Nowadays we can let each other have a bit of quiet time, although I do confess to checking on her if she takes a bit too long... Otherwise I wait until she comes out here drying herself off with the towel...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Buy a phone mate,you might be surprised.
    ive got a cell, no one txts me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Ha ha! Back when we were young, (and about half the size...), I'd be in there with her!

    Nowadays we can let each other have a bit of quiet time, although I do confess to checking on her if she takes a bit too long... Otherwise I wait until she comes out here drying herself off with the towel...
    To be honest mate on the "1/2 the size" thing ive found that in some areas age and twice the size works well ive even offered to help tuck em in.
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