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    OK, fess up - who was it?

    A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey ....

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ef=emailfriend

    Rumor has it he used it as a diversion as he didn't want to be seen riding a Hyosung.

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    wtf??????????????????

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    That reminds me... Where is Dean?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    gives a whole new meaning to the term "nice Ass"
    =mjc=
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    In the middle of a park

    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    gives a whole new meaning to the term "nice Ass"
    Did he take it up the ass?

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    Yeah, well at least he took the donkey into the middle of the reserve, saved a few blushes for the creature doing that I guess.
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    Nonono,

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    The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police.
    That'll be on youtube in no time. Or youporn, or redtube.

    btw, don't knock it until you tried it..

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    A donkey... what a laugh...
    i know a bloke who got caught shagging a sheep.. in the west field resting paddock...
    Imagine going up to court for that....................
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Did he take it up the ass?
    The donkey probably did
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    "The youth could offer no explanation"how stupid are they to ask for one,he was horny the Donkey was handy.All said in done at least it had blood flowing through its veins,no doubt plenty of Ducatis suffer a similar fate weekly by those who know no bettter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    ,he was horny the Donkey was handy.
    Or was the donkey horney and he handy? Inquiring minds want to know
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    At the end ... I bet BOTH felt like an ASS ...
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    where are the photo's?

    So animal farm has made it too the city

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    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

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