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  1. #226
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    yup. Cept it turns out he is a drag queen and his name is Ducky. Was away on a BFTP rally this weekend and DUcky was loving having the menfolk poking around him!

    Tell you what tho, it is way cool fanging it past other bikes on a scoot. he will comfortably do 140 in a straight line. have to slow down to 100-120 for gentle corners. Then on the twistys he falls apart and handles like the scoot he really is. O well, a scoot with the heart of a stalliion- or is that a cougar?

    Its a fun ride within the limits of the bike and that is all I need really. Looks like my hubbys sons have backed off a tad and are not going to go after my zeds. So I may well have a rebuilt zed back on the road in time for summer. fingers crossed for me folks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasi View Post
    ride it to the red.....i mean yella.

    My Italian keeps me well satisfied
    Hmmmm me too... in the sense of riding a bike
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

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    We were only poking it because we didn't know what it was. And it's what you do to check for signs of life...
    Great news re Zeds.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    rubbish Mstrs...you were trying to work out how to swipe the electric center stand and fit in onto Bella. Once you had stopped laughing that is!

    Thanks, I am really relieved about zeds too. Have been having a lot of sleepless nights in regards our home and the bikes. Got to the point I was willing to walk away from my home just for the sake of my sanity. They had a fight coming for the zeds tho. sod it, a house is just a house. But those zeds are my babies and I've waited over 20 years for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Hmmmm me too... in the sense of riding a bike
    Italian whore....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasi View Post
    Italian whore....
    Take that as a compliment Quasi... love been a whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Take that as a compliment Quasi... love been a whore
    yeah - i've heard you'll take anything...

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    yup. ive heard the same..He's just a gigolo

    or a slapper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasi View Post
    yeah - i've heard you'll take anything...
    Ohhh not just ANYTHING!...... and all done in the best possible taste
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    yup. ive heard the same..He's just a gigolo

    or a slapper
    ha ha but I do it for free!!

    oh the slapper comment.. mmmmm rumours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Ohhh not just ANYTHING!...... and all done in the best possible taste
    what does that taste like....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasi View Post
    what does that taste like....
    Chicken!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Chicken!


    you win

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    Aren't there enough threads for smut talk? When we could be disparaging (oops, I mean extolling ) electric stands, instead?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasi View Post


    you win
    Not yet wink wink lol
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