Taniwha tax. Unbelievable!

**scumdog** · 13th June 2010, 10:38

The article was a left over April 1st joke?

Right?

Right?

C'mon, it HAS to be!

**duckonin** · 13th June 2010, 13:54

Originally Posted by scumdog

The article was a left over April 1st joke?

Right?

Right?

C'mon, it HAS to be!

Yes but there is a 160 year backlog of Aprill fools jokes.

**ynot slow** · 13th June 2010, 15:23

Originally Posted by bogan

bwahahahahahaha, you know what else would restore financial equity to the region, stopping whinging and getting jobs, if there ain't job opportunities create them! or just turn the region into a ghostown by taxing the fuck out of anyone who has money (see "works for a living").

This guy sounds like that one who was at the ACC protest meet in the square when we were handing out flyers.He reckoned we(bikers)should pay for our crashes,but couldn't see the reasoning when we said same with rugby,league players etc who were maori or islanders or kiwis should also pay as they have taken a fair bit of ACC funds with injuries but paid no levies for sport,and the women who were given the bash etc by their warrior partners.

**flyingcr250** · 13th June 2010, 18:27

im one step closer to leaving this country.

**imdying** · 13th June 2010, 18:54

On an unrelated matter, 14th of June is "Shoot fifty niggers in the face day"... you know what to do.

**scumdog** · 13th June 2010, 19:27

Originally Posted by flyingcr250

im one step closer to leaving this country.

Why only one step?

You're either here or you're gone....

**Mudfart** · 13th June 2010, 20:23

going...going....gone. by non negotiable, i think they want it to mean that once it has been agreed to, it can never be used by the crown for re-negotiations in the future. ie/ setting it in concrete for all of time.
why don't we close all TABs, casinos and pokie joints, pubs, fish and chips, KFC, warehouse, and $2 shops til they leave for OZ?.

**cowpoos** · 13th June 2010, 21:20

Originally Posted by flyingcr250

im one step closer to leaving this country.

try moving out of NGARUAWAHIA for christ sake!!

**specter** · 13th June 2010, 23:23

Originally Posted by Mudfart

going...going....gone. by non negotiable, i think they want it to mean that once it has been agreed to, it can never be used by the crown for re-negotiations in the future. ie/ setting it in concrete for all of time.
why don't we close all TABs, casinos and pokie joints, pubs, fish and chips, KFC, warehouse, and $2 shops til they leave for OZ?.

sound like a bloody fantastic idea to me.. never go to any of them...

heard something on the radio today about "them" bitching about the seabed again because they are the original and rightful inhabitants in NZ........
they are also happy to share it with the fellow "white" man with a minor tax... LIKE WTF
i believe we dont tax them exclusively for using the sea? also i think they want ownership of airspace as well, did you know maoris invented aircraft but hid them all when the Europeans arived

**EJK** · 13th June 2010, 23:42

What does that mean? Will it cost to register an iwi? 6 months/ 12 months?

**Mudfart** · 14th June 2010, 15:50

well they will be beating all of us off with a stick, I'm now claiming my 1/130293826738372638398375th maori, as we all came from the same ancestor(s).
also I shall be relocating my ass to an area where these special tax rates apply, and my new career shall be burgling and car theft, I shall also demand WINZ benefits. Then I shall join destiny church who will provide me with all the free advice on how to claim as much as possible from my benefit entitlements. Then they will take 10%.

**Tank** · 14th June 2010, 16:45

Even his own tribe have come out saying that guy is a fucktard.

Well - they got that bit right.

**Tank** · 14th June 2010, 16:47

Originally Posted by flyingcr250

im one step closer to leaving this country.

Given that you live in Ngaruawahia - I can see why you want to get out. You should just try moving to a nicer part of Godzone.

**flyingcr250** · 14th June 2010, 18:54

Originally Posted by Tank

Given that you live in Ngaruawahia - I can see why you want to get out. You should just try moving to a nicer part of Godzone.

ngaruawahia has actually got alot better over the past 10 years, all the ummmm aaaaaa undesirables are slowly moving north ha ha ha

i hear auzzie calling my name, and with an hourly wage of $45 its screaming pretty loud