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    New Zulander

    My cheeky aussie son just sent me this!
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    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    so true! mind you, it's not like I speak proper english, being a Geordie!

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    Nice, You gonna spend his inheritance now?
    Its knackered!.

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    Crikey bro, being half and half must mean I have absolutely no hope.

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    Is it just me or does that seem more aussie accent?

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    Send him this.....





    And God Created New Zealand ....


    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God and I've put life on it… I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to an island and said, "What's that one?"

    "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from New Zealand are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."

    God smiled, "Close to New Zealand is Australia. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

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    Most, if not all Australians, live in ....Straya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vindy500 View Post
    Is it just me or does that seem more aussie accent?
    That's what I thought too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vindy500 View Post
    Is it just me or does that seem more aussie accent?
    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    That's what I thought too!!
    +1 more, that's what reckon eh....

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    Reckon the Aussie accent sounds far better than the typical Kiwi.


    churrrrrrr bro gots sum shraps ehya huhuhuhu

    yur bro dats my cuz ehya!

    Or maybe its only in Northland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    Reckon the Aussie accent sounds far better than the typical Kiwi.


    churrrrrrr bro gots sum shraps ehya huhuhuhu

    yur bro dats my cuz ehya!

    Or maybe its only in Northland?
    we dont talk darkie in the south

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    You should send him back a memo on how to score goals at the soccer world cup

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    I just like how half the place names here start with 'Fuck' ... Just wish you lot would spell them corectly

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