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  1. 12th July 2010, 13:09 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    men who say bring it all down to it's all about sex and it is their "right" to "screw" any and conquer as many females as they possibly can!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post

    Mustaches:
    Some men look good with mustaches. Those men are Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with mustaches.
    Apart from Susan Boyle, she has a mo you could lose a badger in...Imagine snogging her after she has dined on a crusty pie....crumb heaven and no mistake.....phhhooooaaaarrrrr..............!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Imagine snogging her after she has dined on a crusty pie....crumb heaven and no mistake.....phhhooooaaaarrrrr..............!!
    Even crusty fish pie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Even crusty fish pie?
    ESPECIALLY crusty fish pie......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    ESPECIALLY crusty fish pie......
    Well there you go, all it takes to tempt a man is a crusty fish pie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Well there you go, all it takes to tempt a man is a crusty fish pie!
    As long as it is hanging out of Susan Boyle's mo.....

    I hear she has hairy bollocks as well.....ooohhhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    That's another puzzle, actually. Are real men is such short supply and so hard to find that women go from one bad relationship to another, endlessly hoping this one will be better..? I personally know several women who can't seem to find the right guy and jump into a relationship too quickly or ignoring the warning signs because they are desperate for a relationship.
    Right so we have found a similarity in a difference here.
    To summarize

    Men - desperate for a fuck
    Women - desperate for a relationship

    Fuck I feel sorry for women now, at least us men have an obtainable, real world goal. Women are hunting for some-kind of mysterious Unicorn they made up in their minds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Girls have kooties
    We do and boys LOVE them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Women are hunting for some-kind of mysterious Unicorn they made up in their minds.
    Unicorns are very real....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Mustaches: There are no women who look good with mustaches.
    SO true...even this hotty can't rock her (green) mo....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    As long as it is hanging out of Susan Boyle's mo.....

    I hear she has hairy bollocks as well.....ooohhhhhh
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    Dead easy.....
    Men have balls...
    Women do not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Dead easy.....
    Men have balls...
    Women do not!
    Actually they do, which raises another question. Why are men's outside and women's inside...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Dead easy.....
    Men have balls...
    Women do not!
    I beg to differ....




    ...and they come in a mulitude of colours and sizes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Dead easy.....
    Men have balls...
    Women do not!
    Helen Clarke..............
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