What a bunch of...

**ducatilover** · 5th August 2010, 16:50

But I had a bike imported in 2006 and that was an 89 model and was rego's as an 89 model......

Still can't get my tongue in.

**ducatilover** · 5th August 2010, 16:51

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

Is your husband allowed to shag your girlfriend?

More to the point, are we allowed?

**Paul in NZ** · 5th August 2010, 17:16

I'm a grandad - not a nana... Mind you I'm lookin at a nana right now and thinkin I might just get lucky if I play me cards right and I'll bet a sack full of gopher bladders that it will be a bloody sight more interesting than your boring confused 5 minute cross gender fumblings...

Sigh - I get bored with this....

Silly pricks are forever going to set the world on fire and show me their wicked riding styles etc... They are usually dead (moaning and whimpering) in a ditch or given up 12 months later - get to my age and suddenly you notice, only the nanas seem to last... So live hard chick and hopefully this tediousness will cease sooner than later....

**rustic101** · 5th August 2010, 17:24

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Silly pricks are forever going to set the world on fire and show me their wicked riding styles etc... They are usually dead (moaning and whimpering) in a ditch or given up 12 months later - get to my age and suddenly you notice, only the nanas seem to last... So live hard chick and hopefully this tediousness will cease sooner than later....

Well said Paul,

Reminds me of the old ram and young ram at the top of the hill looking at a flock of sheep:

"Hey old boy lets run down there are fuck a few of those ewes."

'Nah; son, lets walk down and fuck them all'.

**mashman** · 5th August 2010, 17:33

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Well ya didn't start out very well did ya.

Let me guess: 'does not make friends easily'? Or are you just one of the typical emotional female types?

I can see some of her, in all of you girls

(purile i know), but true

**Str8 Jacket** · 5th August 2010, 17:39

Originally Posted by mashman

I can see some of her, in all of you girls

(purile i know), but true

**mashman** · 5th August 2010, 19:04

i'd hate to be an enemy

**motor_mayhem** · 6th August 2010, 00:26

The newbie has sparked the genius of the locals and consequently

**2wheeldrifter** · 6th August 2010, 00:57

Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vulva and vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice ...

**LBD** · 6th August 2010, 02:33

"Where can I find a pair of bike pants that does not make my butt look big"....seems to have been overlooked

**marie_speeds** · 6th August 2010, 03:55

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Well ya didn't start out very well did ya.

Let me guess: 'does not make friends easily'? Or are you just one of the typical emotional female types?

On the contrary I started out rather well....amazing how many nannas came out of the woodwork....pretty much know all their onscreen names now, makes my new hobby a lot easier

**marie_speeds** · 6th August 2010, 03:58

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

Is your husband allowed to shag your girlfriend?

I'm the only one who plays musical beds, but he can watch if he wants to. Novelties kind of worn off though. Like every other bloke he's hung up on performance issues....