Wanna get a summer beach bod?

[riffer]

Let me clear it up for you Paul.

Jimmy and I both live in Upper Hutt, where it has indeed been mint.

You live in Raumati, on the Kapiti Coast, where it has been shite, and work in Welly, where it's ALWAYS shite.

[Bald Eagle]

Thanks for the clarification.

[Jantar]

Summer?
What bloody summer?!
All we've got is fucking rain, rain, rain..

And yet everywhere north of Taupo is now listed as a draught area. Please send us some of your rain down here.

[Eyegasm]

I failed at this thread...

I thought it was about getting one of those mint looking bikini wearing girls...
That's a summer beach bod I wouldn't mind having around!



















Would save me having to get up and walk over to the fridge for a beer!

[Banditbandit]

Summer?
What bloody summer?!
All we've got is fucking rain, rain, rain..

Teach you to live between the Bombay Hills and Warkworth

[Fatt Max]

And yet everywhere north of Taupo is now listed as a draught area. Please send us some of your rain down here.

Does that mean you only get beer out of the tap there..???

[Fatt Max]

I pride myself on being an advocate of the 'Mono Ab' workout

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a fucking keg

Sort it out mate, get a pie in ya. Drinking, dancing and shagging is the only exercise you need

[george formby]

I pride myself on being an advocate of the 'Mono Ab' workout

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a fucking keg

Sort it out mate, get a pie in ya. Drinking, dancing and shagging is the only exercise you need

I wish! I live on beer & pies but the last time I lay down on the beach some bastard tried to pick me up for their fire, thought I was drift wood.

[XxKiTtiExX]

When I go to the beach I resemble a beached whale, I'm there already!

[SMOKEU]

Body builders all look like freaks. Fuck that shit for a joke.

I know what you mean

[Slyer]

I've never ever heard anyone call man's body a 'bod'.

Also, there's these clubs where people work out and discuss these sorts of things in a casual environment. I think they're called gyms?

[Fatt Max]

Also, there's these clubs where people work out and discuss these sorts of things in a casual environment. I think they're called gyms?

I thought that club was called the Blue Oyster

[Ronin]

Can I have some of what your smoking ?

rm... You want some Dukie?

[Fatt Max]

When I go to the beach I resemble a beached whale, I'm there already!

I know that feeling. I keep getting Greenpeace members throwing buckets of water over me and saying "go, go back now, go back to where you can be free...."

I wish they would all fuck off and leave me alone

[AllanB]

Weird, KB is slipping - not one 'honda' joke yet.