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  1. 20th January 2011, 18:48 #1
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    Thumbs up Wouldn't see this on KB...

    http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/9...nions-1149721/

    Check out first reply!
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    My wife just told me it wasn't that funny.
    Keep on chooglin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    My wife just told me it wasn't that funny.
    i daren't show it to mine
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Houseman View Post
    http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/9...nions-1149721/

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    Brilliant!
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  6. 20th January 2011, 19:25 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    My wife just told me it wasn't that funny.
    I'm not married and I thought it ever so funny. Loved his style of writing...had me from his opening gambit.
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  7. 20th January 2011, 19:43 #7
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    The man is a legend and has it 110% spot on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    I'm not married and I thought it ever so funny. Loved his style of writing...had me from his opened gambit.
    Good on ya mate...i know you would help me wouldn't ya!
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    But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.
    Was taking it seriously till I read this, now I know he's taking the piss
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    Shit we need more guys like that on KB. He is the king of all trolls!


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    OK I've been thinking..... So... If we can make epic threads, that would grab heaps of attention? Would that help to increase public awareness? If so, more advertising could be done and can make money out of it?

    So this is a job of some sort, huh? Alright geniuses and experts, lets make epic threads.


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  12. 20th January 2011, 22:28 #12
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  14. 21st January 2011, 14:35 #14
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    Wow it's kinda like a parallel world to ours. It's different but there are similar elements such as the young guy who knows nothing about women, is he kinda like the skiddean character who seems to keep getting a mention around here.

    Originally Posted by jeepguy98
    Your 17. What you know about women?

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    Smoke 'em if you have 'em

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    Haha fuck me that's BRILLIANT. Too true, fucking woman killing us with the mortgage and seeing the in-laws. Fuck that!
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