(News) Horse semen shots on Wildfoods menu

[SMOKEU]

They tried this before and there was a problem when a local pr0n star showed up. She took the glass and emptied it all over her face.

All the girls love a good facial.

[sil3nt]

Do people really think it will come from a horse ?

Why where do you get your horse semen?

[steve_t]

Gross! Soon they'll need to rename it the Feral Food Festival

I remember watching something on TV about Fieldays and someone harvesting bull semen where basically some 'scientist' hid inside a metal drum that had a cowhide on it that had cow hormones on it. The scientist had to use their hand to liberate the bull semen Oh the interesting lives of Farmers and scientists

[Maha]

Depending on what shot glass you choose, you could end up fetching a good price at next years Karaka Sales.

[meteor]

...scientist had to use their hand to liberate the semen

Geez, after 20 yrs of marriage I'm pretty good at that too. Yeah I know.. what a wanker!

[KiWiP]

Why where do you get your horse semen?

You just get a jockey to spit.

[Berries]

Why where do you get your horse semen?

Countdown. The carton says Buttermilk, but who are they trying to kid ?

[EJK]

Gross! Soon they'll need to rename it the Feral Food Festival

I remember watching something on TV about Fieldays and someone harvesting bull semen where basically some 'scientist' hid inside a metal drum that had a cowhide on it that had cow hormones on it. The scientist had to use their hand to liberate the bull semen Oh the interesting lives of Farmers and scientists

You are not wrong.







Probably the worst job in the world?

[KiWiP]

This thread is like a car wreck. You know you shouldn't watch but you can't help yourself!!!!

My eyes, my eyes,,,!!!! Please bleach my brain... please, pleeeaaaasssseeee

[cc rider]

I'll never ask for freshly squeezed juice again






... what a detestyable topic

[Usarka]

Depending on what shot glass you choose, you could end up fetching a good price at next years Karaka Sales.

Don't you mean it will feltch a good price?

[KiWiP]

Brings a whole new meaning to the racing commentators line

Coming up fast on the inside

[EJK]

So...... any KB takers?

[sil3nt]

I'll do it if you do it.

[cc rider]

So...... any KB takers?

I'll do it if you do it.

We talking about taking or supplying boys?????