Pies

**James Deuce** · 6th March 2011, 12:22

Originally Posted by Headbanger

And their basic hamburger isn't even edible.

All too true. Put a whole one in your mouth and then wonder in horror at how all your saliva just vanished and now you have to try and swallow the dry, tasteless mess. Now try it with three. That's heroic stuff, right there.

**oldrider** · 6th March 2011, 12:40

Originally Posted by Berries

I'd give up eating the smegma if I was you.

Slofox eats "smegma" ??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

**Fatt Max** · 6th March 2011, 13:29

Originally Posted by Highlander

Bakery tour when you get back mate?
Could be a theme for the Tagorama - how many bakeries in the area can I get a photo in front of......

Aha,

Well, check out the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Gut Bucket Race Day scheduled for the 2nd April 2011 (its in the Meetings and Events schedule)

It involves a ride, bakeries and photographs.......with trophies and everything

Reckon this could be fair right up your alley mate

**Fatt Max** · 6th March 2011, 13:29

Originally Posted by James Deuce

All too true. Put a whole one in your mouth and then wonder in horror at how all your saliva just vanished and now you have to try and swallow the dry, tasteless mess. Now try it with three. That's heroic stuff, right there.

I know a rather nasty little slapper who says exactly the same thing about willy's....

**Fatt Max** · 6th March 2011, 13:30

This is the farking thread of the year....well done you lovely people. Not felt this sexed up in ages......ooohhhhh

**BMWST?** · 6th March 2011, 14:20

Originally Posted by 240

Yeah mate I agree entirely.Cheese to me just dumbs down the flavour.
A good example is a maccas cheeseburger,have one of those then a maccas hamburger,the hamburger has HEAPS more flavour.

macdonalds and good should not be uttered in the same sentence IMHO

**240** · 7th March 2011, 08:14

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Thats a good example?

Fuck me dead, The shit they sell at mcdonalds has no place in a conversation about flavour.

And their basic hamburger isn't even edible.

While most of their stuff is shit the mighty hammy is a legend! After a good night on the piss four or five of these is the dogs bollocks! fucken grouse.

**Drunken Monkey** · 7th March 2011, 10:34

Any more talk of burgers and you will be banned from the thread...

**240** · 7th March 2011, 11:25

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

Any more talk of burgers and you will be banned from the thread...

fair call back to the pies can any one remember four and twenty pies?

**Fatt Max** · 7th March 2011, 12:06

Originally Posted by 240

fair call back to the pies can any one remember four and twenty pies?

Sounds familiar.......dunno though......where / when etc?

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 7th March 2011, 12:20

Pies for lunch... mmmm

**Whynot** · 7th March 2011, 12:23

just a heads up to you all that PIE DAY is monday next week!

**Fatt Max** · 7th March 2011, 13:00

Yes folks, it’s time to stand up for what is right, time to make our voices heard, time to make those responsible step up and prove themselves worthy of our custom.

The Pie International Standards Society (P.I.S.S) are fed up of being offered sub-standard product. How many times have we been sat on our bikes listening to our guts bubble, urgle and gurgle an hour or so after paying good money for our pastry wrapped delight, only to find it makes you shite through the eye of a needle.

And how many times have we unwrapped what is ticketed as a mince and cheese pie, only to find a gaping hole where the filling should be occupied by nothing more than a spiders cock and half a toenail.

And who has fallen victim to the dreaded ‘unexpected and unplanned’ fart following a day in the saddle and that servo pie for lunch, just as you are snuggling up for a night in front on the TV…..it’s even worse when it’s the guys who are botty burping.

But never fear pie lovers, P.I.S S is here to fight your corner. We want pie people to be educated and thus be able to educate those purveyors of pies across the country. You don’t have to put up with crap pies anymore, together we can bring this fight to the very heart of the industry.

Check out this link, it’s the low down on who’s who and what’s what….

http://www.foodstandards.gov.au/scie...standard21.cfm

Together, we can take the P.I.S.S as far as necessary to win our fight.

Lets get moving people, time and pastry wait for noone…

This is a Pie Political Broadcast on behalf of P.I.S.S in association with the Diets Are For Wimps Society of NZ and sponsored by the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club

**Dean** · 7th March 2011, 13:26

Im always down for Steak and Kidney pies.

**Headbanger** · 7th March 2011, 13:37

2 pies so far today

Bacon,egg,cheese, mushroom,tomato from Solway pies, cooked on the premisis.

Well priced, flavour was reasonable, Bit light on the filling, I had to eat a can of fruit to supplement it.

I'd give her a 5/10.

Second Pie

Steak and Cheese from some franchise bakery run by Asians (and fuck me the little honey who made my coffee had a tiny waist and long long hair......mmmmm)

uh...where the hell was I....ah yes, the pie.

Full of jelly, fuck all meat, It was a miserable day and I was hungry so well worth eating

3/10