Motorcycle airbag jacket

[EJK]

It'll be a good prank. Just pull the pin of your mate's "Air" jacket anytime except when moving

[vifferman]

It's no good.
It doesn't have the optional SafetyBikeTrou, now with New! Improved!! Instant-deploying Pneumatic Groinal Protection(TM).
(Yes, folks, when anything hazardous, like a gas tank, ICBM, friend's foot, or drunken nymphette approaches your groinal region, rather than risk Certain Doom, or possible Manhood Mangulation, the SafetyBikeTrou(TM) will electronically detect the hazard, and the compressed CO2 canister will send a carefully controlled pulse of high-pressure gas to the Inflatablemanparts, deploying the Pneumatic Groinal Protection(TM) to form a cushioning and nigh-impenetrable barrier, preventing groinal incursion.)

[TOTO]

It's no good.
It doesn't have the optional SafetyBikeTrou, now with New! Improved!! Instant-deploying Pneumatic Groinal Protection(TM).
(Yes, folks, when anything hazardous, like a gas tank, ICBM, friend's foot, or drunken nymphette approaches your groinal region, rather than risk Certain Doom, or possible Manhood Mangulation, the SafetyBikeTrou(TM) will electronically detect the hazard, and the compressed CO2 canister will send a carefully controlled pulse of high-pressure gas to the Inflatablemanparts, deploying the Pneumatic Groinal Protection(TM) to form a cushioning and nigh-impenetrable barrier, preventing groinal incursion.)

Vifferman , you are holding the whole class back !

[vifferman]

Vifferman , you are holding the whole class back !

F'n typical.

[Ratti]

http://www.hitairaustralia.com.au/


Nor sure it's quite my thing, but if it works I can see it has a certain merit

[Number One]

I have fun bags in my jacket....not the same huh?

[Stirts]

I have fun bags in my jacket....not the same huh?

LOL goddammit you beats me too it!!

[Number One]

LOL goddammit you beats me too it!!

har har har - that's cos I'm not working and have heaps of time to make smart arse comments about shit on the internet.

I apologise in advance everyone...need something to focus on and talking shit on the internet is good distraction

[steve_t]

I have fun bags in my jacket....not the same huh?

LOL goddammit you beats me too it!!

*waits for whathisface to say "Pics or it didn't happen..."

[Number One]

*waits for whathisface to say "Pics or it didn't happen..."

[MSTRS:Me]

*Pipped at the post*

[Toaster]

http://www.hitairaustralia.com.au/


Nor sure it's quite my thing, but if it works I can see it has a certain merit

Fill the airbags with Helium and float your way out of a crash.

Now that brings me to the idea of bike ejector seats.... hmmm.

[superman]

http://www.hitairaustralia.com.au/


Nor sure it's quite my thing, but if it works I can see it has a certain merit

Justified to ride like a hoon on public roads?

[steve_t]

[Ratti]

if someone is inclined to ride like a hoon, then they will. regardless of what they are wearing.