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    Another lanesplitter whinge - red/black GSXR600R Wgtn M/W

    I know, not another moan about someones riding but hey, I've got to pass the time before Sons of Anarchy tonight.

    Dear Rider of red n black old gixer. 600 SRAD I think, but I look away in pain whenever it passes me, whether I'm on my bike or car. One of those oldies with the oversized rear seat hump. Commutes on HW 1 into Wgtn at a pace begging to be bowled over. By the speed you lane split, I take it you have never experienced an off yet. It's a case of when not if. Just don't take another biker out with you OK.

    But that's not what's annoying me. It's doing the entire trip in first gear, engine wailing it's head off, pissing off all in your wake, valves close to inserting themselves up your rectum. Actually it's a testiment to the suzook engine that it survives.

    Check the owners manual. It's not an automatic but the bike did come fitted with a gear box, so you don't need to pass 300 vehicles each morning doing 12,000+rpm in 1st gear. You might think it sounds cool from your seat. It doesn't. It's a crap noise and just gives us all a bad name.
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    You're having a whinge about an annoying biker while waiting to watch a program about annoying bikers?

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    Inlines fours eh, you'd never catch one of them SOA boys on one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    I know, not another moan about someones riding but hey, I've got to pass the time before Sons of Anarchy tonight.

    Dear Rider of red n black old gixer. 600 SRAD I think, but I look away in pain whenever it passes me, whether I'm on my bike or car. One of those oldies with the oversized rear seat hump. Commutes on HW 1 into Wgtn at a pace begging to be bowled over. By the speed you lane split, I take it you have never experienced an off yet. It's a case of when not if. Just don't take another biker out with you OK.

    But that's not what's annoying me. It's doing the entire trip in first gear, engine wailing it's head off, pissing off all in your wake, valves close to inserting themselves up your rectum. Actually it's a testiment to the suzook engine that it survives.

    Check the owners manual. It's not an automatic but the bike did come fitted with a gear box, so you don't need to pass 300 vehicles each morning doing 12,000+rpm in 1st gear. You might think it sounds cool from your seat. It's doesn't. It's a crap noise and just gives us all a bad name.
    LOL I whinge all day about shit people don't think about or do! Venting is a good way to get it out... ignore the negative... and have fun whinging lol

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    You're having a whinge about an annoying biker while waiting to watch a program about annoying bikers?
    And?

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    If it wasn't for me going to work at 6.30am and trying to be quiet, I'd be inclined to make lots of noise tomorrow.
    I'M COOL. INVINCIBLE. YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS etc etc.

    What speed differential do you guys make when splitting?
    I stop splitting on the motorway if the traffic is above 50, or myself at 65.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    I'll take your Kamikaze lanespliter & raise you a van driving fucktard who speeds up reeeeeeeeeeel fast behind motorcycles.
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    Thumbs up

    It doesnt give me a poor reputation. I already have a poor reputation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrchips View Post
    I'll take your Kamikaze lanespliter & raise you a van driving fucktard who speeds up reeeeeeeeeeel fast behind motorcycles.
    Thank the lane splitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    But that's not what's annoying me. It's doing the entire trip in first gear, engine wailing it's head off, pissing off all in your wake, ... just gives us all a bad name.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrchips View Post
    I'll take your Kamikaze lanespliter & raise you a van driving fucktard who speeds up reeeeeeeeeeel fast behind motorcycles.
    Two typical examples of nut-sack waggling blood-in-knob bad driving we all see every day.

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    Remember kids, always release a load before you hit the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Remember kids, always release a load before you hit the road.
    What else am I supposed to do in the morning?
    AND I'M NAWT A KID.

    I'm a young adult
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Watching your wife giving birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Remember kids, always release a load before you hit the road.
    ha, ha... good one !
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    I guess he'll learn one day.
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    That guy on the 600 is a bit of a wally. He's cut me off quite a few times on the Guzzi but not worried.
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