Where is the royal wedding thread?

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

boring... yawn... not enough motorcycles...

[yod]

royal wedding =

[HenryDorsetCase]

...I preferred the reign of Freddie Mercury as Queen...

that had a waaaaay better soundtrack than this lot have. Lot of god bothering going I noted. Do none of them see the ironing about the c of e and like that? and the Arch Community Songster of Canterbury blathering on about his invisible friends got very old.

I'd even tap Kate Middleton's mum. Yeah. I went there.

[mashman]

kate has stiff nipples

, I couldn't say that in front of my near 8 year old. Football studs . We were talking about the crowd... did anyone notice the woman with the gooses arse on her hat?

[mashman]

that had a waaaaay better soundtrack than this lot have. Lot of god bothering going I noted. Do none of them see the ironing about the c of e and like that? and the Arch Community Songster of Canterbury blathering on about his invisible friends got very old.

I'd even tap Kate Middleton's mum. Yeah. I went there.

I dunno, I thought the choir sang the Paul Mellor number prettttty well.

I was hoping to see the Queen sing "God save her gracious me" and snigger. Shame really.

The dress made the bags under her eyes look less dark

[HenryDorsetCase]

they're bruises from getting teabagged by Prince Philip. its a royal tradition

[yod]

I'd even tap Kate Middleton's mum. Yeah. I went there.

I wouldn't go there, but I might get pissed as fuck, hit it with yours and then laugh at ya.

[mashman]

they're bruises from getting teabagged by Prince Philip. its a royal tradition

waaaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Who's ones grand daddy, who's ones grand daddy

[mashman]

I knew it would happen. I'm now crying... one commentator asks, does this celebration undermine the cynicism of the people... the other commentator ends up with, yes it does, waffle waffle waffle, it shows that our political system is still the envy of much of the world... I thought he said cynicism not sarcasm... fuckin hell that was funny.

[Mort]

watched it all with the BBC... top job. Well proud .

[EJK]

I only care about the cars that were there.

Some really nice looking Bentley Continental GT Flying Spurs, Jaguar XF and ofcourse the bodyguard's Range Rover Vogues.

Oh and the queen's Bentley Royale. That's a nice car.

[jazfender]

I only care about the cars that were there.

I only look at porn for the articles

[Swoop]

The royal wedding thread is located here. Post #766 onwards...


I'm truly surprised Kate's father looked so happy at the wedding. Tradition dictates the bride's father pays for the wedding... THAT would be a fooking big bill!



I would have loved to see prince Williams' "pre-meeting the family" talk with Kate. Imagine having to tell your fiance "My brother's ginger and probably not actually my brother. My dad's married to his horse. My nan killled my mum and the most normal member of my family is my racist of a grandfather".

[Expert]

Was it cold in the cathedral or was kate just pleased to see me?

Rule Britannia!

[Fatt Max]

The royal wedding thread is located here. Post #766 onwards...


I'm truly surprised Kate's father looked so happy at the wedding. Tradition dictates the bride's father pays for the wedding... THAT would be a fooking big bill!



I would have loved to see prince Williams' "pre-meeting the family" talk with Kate. Imagine having to tell your fiance "My brother's ginger and probably not actually my brother. My dad's married to his horse. My nan killled my mum and the most normal member of my family is my racist of a grandfather".

Fucking comedy gold mate.....