F***king cage drivers!

**Willie_Ranger** · 24th May 2011, 10:05

Dear Suzuki Swift Owner

I realise that because you couldn’t afford a car that can exceed 170km/h, you feel a strong need to compensate for yourself. I also realise that you wake up each morning and put on your “I’m going to drive like an inconsiderate fuck face” hat.

I’d just like to say thank you, for driving at 80km/h in a 100 zone. I’d also like to thank you for whatever dumb fuck brain cell in you imbecilic mind thought it was a smart idea to try to cut me off.

It must have been hard hearing the roar of my 250 as I travelled behind you; I can understand how that would upset you whilst driving a 1.5L. And as you watched me indicate to overtake you, your inconsiderate fuck face hat clearly kicked into overdrive, as you swerved almost completely out into the oncoming lane, in a pathetic attempt to prevent me from getting past you.

I’m not sure what was sweeter, giving you the finger as I passed you, overtaking the other 8 cars you were stuck behind in one sweep, or finally taking the next corner AT SPEED, which I’ve been trying to do for weeks.

Mr cage driver, you are an ignorant feeble excuse for a road user, I hope your POS swift gets sucked under a truck!

Sincerely

Willie Ranger

**Genie** · 24th May 2011, 10:12

Dear willie,

I'm sorry to inform but no-body really gives a fcuk and you need to get used to this if you choose to ride a motorcycle.

And, as we all know by now, it is entirely your fault if you crash so dont' go blaming the cage driver for your lack of skill.

Thank you for your input.

Regards

Genie

**\m/** · 24th May 2011, 10:20

It obviously wasn't a blue 5spd manual with black/red 17x7 Lenso D1Rs and Toyo Proxes 4s.

**White trash** · 24th May 2011, 10:24

Dear Willie,

Grow some fucking balls and kick his cunting mirror off as you pass. Has worked wonders for me in the past.

**Stirts** · 24th May 2011, 10:26

Originally Posted by Willie_Ranger

Dear Suzuki Swift Owner

It must have been hard hearing the roar of my 250

They clearly didn't hear you over the roar of the Suzuki Swift

Originally Posted by Genie

Dear willie,

I'm sorry to inform but no-body really gives a fcuk and you need to get used to this if you choose to ride a motorcycle.

And, as we all know by now, it is entirely your fault if you crash so dont' go blaming the cage driver for your lack of skill.

Thank you for your input.

Regards

Genie

Bloody hell woman, who shit in your coffee this morning

**oneofsix** · 24th May 2011, 10:32

Originally Posted by Genie

Dear willie,

I'm sorry to inform but no-body really gives a fcuk and you need to get used to this if you choose to ride a motorcycle.

And, as we all know by now, it is entirely your fault if you crash so dont' go blaming the cage driver for your lack of skill.

Thank you for your input.

Regards

Genie

point of order Genie. Willie is new to the site so may not have seen the 'it is entirely your fault if you crash' posts yet.

Dear Willie,
Being stuck behind those 8 other cars gives the Swift driver the right to ensure no one else can queue jump. You see part of the problem with cages is they think you are in the same queue as them and yet some how they recognise that their cages drive differently to trucks.

**imdying** · 24th May 2011, 10:34

Originally Posted by Willie_Ranger

or finally taking the next corner AT SPEED, which I’ve been trying to do for weeks

That mentality will see you fucked eventually. Car drivers might be retards, but they're retards in one ton pieces of metal, best you don't forget that.

**DrunkenMistake** · 24th May 2011, 10:38

Originally Posted by oneofsix

point of order Genie. Willie is new to the site so may not have seen the 'it is entirely your fault if you crash' posts yet.

Dear Willie,
Being stuck behind those 8 other cars gives the Swift driver the right to ensure no one else can queue jump. You see part of the problem with cages is they think you are in the same queue as them and yet some how they recognise that their cages drive differently to trucks.

+1

I wont even mention my antics when it comes to cars speed matching or speeding up to close the gap between them and the car infront.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th May 2011, 10:38

Willie Ranger...you need to chill out some. Find yourself a good willy and squat on it.

**nodrog:Me** · 24th May 2011, 10:40

**willytheekid** · 24th May 2011, 10:41

Dear Willie

Welcome to NZ drivers

.....its only gonna get worse!
Get the best gear money can buy, the most defensive and alert attitude you can muster & get out there for another go.

And welcome to KBer

PS: Great Name!

**Grubber** · 24th May 2011, 10:43

Patience my friend!

Welcome!

**willytheekid** · 24th May 2011, 10:45

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Willie Ranger...you need to chill out some. Find yourself a good willy and squat on it.

Ahem!....NOT gonna happen! ...had to clear THAT up before you bastards jumped at it lol

**Willie_Ranger** · 24th May 2011, 10:45

Sorry if I've posted in the wrong section?

I've not been riding very long and it was my 1st 'holy shit' moment with a car.
I ride with an 'every asshole is out to get me' point of view, but don't yet have the confidence to lane split, so I'm pretty cautious when it comes to overtaking.

I appreciate I've got a lot to learn and it's the risk I run by choosing to ride a bike.
I was just ranting, as the post thread states.

Thanks for the welcomes