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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    That would be a cruel and unusual punishment, even for him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    That would be a cruel and unusual punishment, even for him!
    I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.
    I wouldn't be able to get pissed enough to do the job.
    She fell out of an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    I wouldn't be able to get pissed enough to do the job.
    She fell out of an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
    Erectile Disfunction wouldn't be the problem. That walking pile of crap would make your dick shrink so much you'd end up a woman.

    The only people that would vote for her must think Anderton doesn't have a clue (which he doesn't). They scare me. Alot.
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    Speaking of taking a dump...http://2girls1cup.nl/ This video is NSFW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.
    Nah mate lets 'kill 2 turds' with one F**K.
    I vote Hone Hawawira for the job,,,,,,,,
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    Can anyone confirm the rumour that many years ago Sue Badford had an arsehole transplant, and the arsehole rejected her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Can anyone confirm the rumour that many years ago Sue Badford had an arsehole transplant, and the arsehole rejected her?
    Quite true.The arsehole lived on and is now a MP.Care to guess which one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.
    For you or Sue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Quite true.The arsehole lived on and is now a MP.Care to guess which one?
    Sooooo many to choose from...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Who the fuck ever voted for her?
    Wasn't it a List MP??

    So, umm, no-one did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrayWolf View Post
    Nah mate lets 'kill 2 turds' with one F**K.
    I vote Hone Hawawira for the job,,,,,,,,
    made me laugh

    Those 2 deserve each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.
    She's not likely to get one from old soft serve.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I would PRAY for erectile disfunction.
    It's what she'd get regardless of the amount of prayer.

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    I'd tap it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    She fell out of an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
    And then got run over by the bad taste bus.
    It's all Shits and Giggles until someone Giggles and Shits


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