If You Know What I Mean

**oldrider** · 13th July 2011, 19:03

Originally Posted by Ratti

so where would I put my hand to control your mouth?

iykwim

Once settled on your knee, I will whisper where to put your hand and guarantee that you will have total control of "EVERYTHING" .... if you know what I mean!

**Ratti** · 13th July 2011, 19:42

hold that thought, I'm just booking the ferry crossing now

. iykwim

**oldrider** · 13th July 2011, 20:22

Originally Posted by Ratti

hold that thought, I'm just booking the ferry crossing now

. iykwim

Yep, that confirms it .... you (definitely) know what I mean!

( some women would kill for the chance to boogie with a 72 year old impotent lap dancer and you are getting it for free, aint

grand! )

**Ratti** · 14th July 2011, 14:58

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th July 2011, 16:36

Originally Posted by Ratti

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

Goddammit! Proof that the conventional wisdom of "S/he who talks about it most is getting the least."
If you know what I mean.

**Edbear** · 14th July 2011, 16:47

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th July 2011, 16:52

Quiet in the cheap seats. If you know what I mean.

**oldrider** · 14th July 2011, 23:43

Originally Posted by Edbear

Don't you mean

....

and

I.E. one of these

restricted to twa?

if you know what I mean!

(sigh, always secretly fancied a bit of the kinky but never really had the balls or the inclination to take the plunge!)

**FJRider** · 14th July 2011, 23:51

Originally Posted by Ratti

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

Threesome ... ??? the only bloody threesome's I get nowdays is me, myself, and I ... if you know what I mean ...

**oldrider** · 14th July 2011, 23:51

Originally Posted by Ratti

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

Ratti with me and MSTRS on a knee each, ventriloquist act supremeo

.... if you know what I mean!

(Sigh, give me a "mother" with smooth hands!)

**Ratti** · 15th July 2011, 09:03

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Goddammit! Proof that the conventional wisdom of "S/he who talks about it most is getting the least."
If you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by oldrider

Ratti with me and MSTRS on a knee each, ventriloquist act supremeo

.... if you know what I mean!

shh, I just invite Mstrs and his lovely Tart to stay...don't want to scare them off! iykwim

**oldrider** · 19th July 2011, 14:39

Originally Posted by Ratti

shh, I just invite Mstrs and his lovely Tart to stay...don't want to scare them off! iykwim

Well, today is the 19th and none of you have come up for air yet ..... if you know what I mean!

**Edbear** · 19th July 2011, 15:09

Originally Posted by oldrider

Well, today is the 19th and none of you have come up for air yet ..... if you know what I mean!

Too much fun down under... 'Sides, if you come up too quick you get the bends, , if you know what I mean.

**Ratti** · 19th July 2011, 15:20

Bends can get the spot the others miss. iykwim

**Edbear** · 19th July 2011, 15:30

Sadly, I don't bend as well as I used to, too much metalwork onboard, but 'slong as one is flexible, the other can manage quite well, IYKWIM

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