Headbanger's guide to making friends and shit

**Headbanger** · 16th July 2011, 14:12

Originally Posted by scumdog

Wot happens if no dog is available??

Easy, Just Imagine a dog to go with the imaginary freinds.

**Headbanger** · 16th July 2011, 14:14

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I am appalled and disgusted. 'Headbanger's'.

I'd be letting down the fans if I gave enough of a fuck to get that shit right.

Keeping it real since I created this online alternative personality.

**Big Dave** · 16th July 2011, 14:36

A mod changed it.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 16th July 2011, 15:17

OK so we know how to make friends now (post pictures of your bits duh).

There were promises of how to make shit as well. Still waiting.....

**Geeen** · 16th July 2011, 15:58

What if the Mum only has a pussy cat???

**Big Dave** · 16th July 2011, 21:05

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Keeping it real since I created this online alternative personality.

The idea of an alter-ego is that is meant to be different to the ego!

**JATZ** · 16th July 2011, 21:08

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

There were promises of how to make shit as well. Still waiting.....

Yeah...

C'mon, I got friends now, I just need the shit to go with em

**Big Dave** · 16th July 2011, 21:12

Originally Posted by JATZ

Yeah...

C'mon, I got friends now, I just need the shit to go with em

See Kronic thread.

**Headbanger** · 17th July 2011, 10:06

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

OK so we know how to make friends now (post pictures of your bits duh).

There were promises of how to make shit as well. Still waiting.....

If there is one thing I have learned in life, its to never deliver on your promises.

**Big Dave** · 17th July 2011, 10:10

Originally Posted by Headbanger

If there is one thing I have learned in life, its to never deliver on your promises.

Life skills by Homer & Chopper.

**Madness** · 17th July 2011, 11:01

Pics or it never happened. Wait a minute... you're from Wanganui, right? - No pics required!

**Headbanger** · 20th July 2011, 21:12

More life lessons.

Judge your new "friend" by the bike they ride.

its pretty damn simple, if you like their bike then they are probably ok, give em a chance not to be a dick.

if they put on a costume to go riding, mention the "lifestyle" or the "brotherhood" then they are douche-bags. If they wear racing gear and think everyone riding slower then them has some how lost then just crack em.

Seriously, if your sitting within reach of one of theses fuckers just smack the cunt.

If they ride a bike similar to your own then they are probably a good bastard, if they ride a triumph then chances are they are worth knowing, If they are riding a Speed Triple then they area freaking god, Give them your women and your money and then depart.

If they don't ride then judge them by their haircut, works every time.

**Headbanger** · 20th July 2011, 21:27

Also.

Anyone on a GN250 is cooler then any fucker on the planet, no matter what they may ride.

Unless they have been riding that GN250 for more then three years, then they become the saddest fucker on the planet.

Well, they are still more awesome then honda riders.

**avgas** · 20th July 2011, 22:38

I feel guilty HB.
Y'see I got it all wrong. And now your dog can't sit down anymore.
I'm sorry.

**Headbanger** · 25th July 2011, 00:20

I have been watching and learning.

Soaking up the wisdom of KB'er, and though at first I was confused I believe I have learned a lesson or two, so Im going to share it.

This is how you make a positive change to the world, and earn the respect of the people.