Bring out your flaming torches!

**Mom** · 2nd August 2011, 20:25

Pitch Forks preffered - they leave holes

Fucken MUT!

I refer to the 1 percenter that I encountered tonight on my way home from work.

Usually I have no problem with anyone on two wheels, regardless of what they are wearing/riding. Most are considerate of my riding, respect my space and leave me to get on with it. I got an escort for a while from a bunch of Hells Angels not long after I started commuting, we shared the tunnels and made a hell racket

Well I tried to and they acknowledged my efforts

I got nods as they went passed me

I was riding home tonight and saw this incredibly bright, flickering light in the distance behind me, pegged it for a bike. Next thing I know I cant see! I am totally blinded by this very bright headlight behind me reflecting in my well adjusted mirrors.

Thought it was Dangerous Bastard with his HID lights for a moment, but realised soon enough it could not have been, as despite my best attempts to let this biker know I was struggling to see, he did not dip his lights. If anything he moved to make it worse for me? DB would never do that

Slowed down and moved left (there was a queue of cars and no hope of passing, but he could have gone past me at least). NO, he prefers to blind me for a bit longer.

Finally, on an over taking lane

he blows past me on his POS, noise making, poorly tuned, 2 wheeled vehicle. I gave him the universal hand signal of displeasure, did not make me feel better, but having his OTT Hi Beam lights out of my face was pure pleasure.

First bad experience on the road from the 1% element for me personally.

**98tls** · 2nd August 2011, 20:30

Bloody hell Mom,if that pissed you off try going on a Poker run that takes in some good twisty roads there they really come to the fore of muppetness.

Gets more hilarious after every pub.

**Oblivion** · 2nd August 2011, 20:36

Ready the harpoon

**Mom** · 2nd August 2011, 20:39

Originally Posted by 98tls

Bloody hell Mom,if that pissed you off try going on a Poker run that takes in some good twisty roads there they really come to the fore of muppetness.

Gets more hilarious after every pub.

LOL, I hear you! No, have been there done that. Like I said I dont usually get too pissed off, I am adept at avoiding crap

This was out of order, he must have seen he was blinding me

I reckon he was getting a bit "firm" thinking how amusing it was to see me attempting to avoid his glare. "Firm" is probably how he needs to be 24/7 as his penis is an inny

**98tls** · 2nd August 2011, 20:44

Originally Posted by Mom

I reckon he was getting a bit "firm" thinking how amusing it was to see me attempting to avoid his glare. "Firm" is probably how he needs to be 24/7 as his penis is an inny

Maybe he was on his way home to the old booze hag saw your arse so decided to light it up awhile,just think eh,hes probably as we type banging the booze hag thinking of nothing more than your lit up bum.

**newhere** · 2nd August 2011, 20:46

Originally Posted by Mom

Pitch Forks preffered - they leave holes

Fucken MUT!

I refer to the 1 percenter that I encountered tonight on my way home from work.

Usually I have no problem with anyone on two wheels, regardless of what they are wearing/riding. Most are considerate of my riding, respect my space and leave me to get on with it. I got an escort for a while from a bunch of Hells Angels not long after I started commuting, we shared the tunnels and made a hell racket

Well I tried to and they acknowledged my efforts

I got nods as they went passed me

I was riding home tonight and saw this incredibly bright, flickering light in the distance behind me, pegged it for a bike. Next thing I know I cant see! I am totally blinded by this very bright headlight behind me reflecting in my well adjusted mirrors.

Thought it was Dangerous Bastard with his HID lights for a moment, but realised soon enough it could not have been, as despite my best attempts to let this biker know I was struggling to see, he did not dip his lights. If anything he moved to make it worse for me? DB would never do that

Slowed down and moved left (there was a queue of cars and no hope of passing, but he could have gone past me at least). NO, he prefers to blind me for a bit longer.

Finally, on an over taking lane

he blows past me on his POS, noise making, poorly tuned, 2 wheeled vehicle. I gave him the universal hand signal of displeasure, did not make me feel better, but having his OTT Hi Beam lights out of my face was pure pleasure.

First bad experience on the road from the 1% element for me personally.

What an arsehole

Poor you!

**Oakie** · 2nd August 2011, 21:00

Originally Posted by Mom

his penis is an inny

Wouldn't that make it a vagina?

**Oblivion** · 2nd August 2011, 21:13

Originally Posted by Oakie

Wouldn't that make it a vagina?

Depends.... Is it self lubricating?

**Trudes** · 2nd August 2011, 21:14

You saw "him" though didn't ya?!

**The Singing Chef** · 2nd August 2011, 21:25

God i hate that, had a cage do that on my Sunday night ride down to Tauranga, all the way through the Gorge. No matter what hand signal i pulled he never dimmed his lights.

**hellokitty** · 2nd August 2011, 21:59

Originally Posted by The Singing Chef

God i hate that, had a cage do that on my Sunday night ride down to Tauranga, all the way through the Gorge. No matter what hand signal i pulled he never dimmed his lights.

I get people flashing their lights at me when I am in my car - as if I am on high beam when I am not. My car has those really gross bright white lights that are blinding even when on normal beam.

truly horrible.

**The Singing Chef** · 2nd August 2011, 22:06

Originally Posted by hellokitty

I get people flashing their lights at me when I am in my car - as if I am on high beam when I am not. My car has those really gross bright white lights that are blinding even when on normal beam.

truly horrible.

Alot of people do that to me on my bike, i didn't think they were that bright...

**hellokitty** · 2nd August 2011, 22:13

Originally Posted by The Singing Chef

Alot of people do that to me on my bike, i didn't think they were that bright...

I have followed my husband on his bike when the sun reflects off his mirrors and it blinds you - its really awful - there is no way that guy didn't know he was blinding Mom.
Must have had a teeny weeny for sure

**hellokitty** · 2nd August 2011, 22:14

Originally Posted by Mom

LOL, I hear you! No, have been there done that. Like I said I dont usually get too pissed off, I am adept at avoiding crap

This was out of order, he must have seen he was blinding me

I reckon he was getting a bit "firm" thinking how amusing it was to see me attempting to avoid his glare. "Firm" is probably how he needs to be 24/7 as his penis is an inny

Maybe he wanted to know why you weren't at home in the kitchen where all good womenfolk should be, especially at that time of day when you should have been cooking your man his tea!