883 Twin Sport racing

**wharfy** · 24th August 2011, 09:43

Originally Posted by wysper

Mine does all those things, maybe I have a defective one

Maybe I exaggerated a little bit - but hey this is Kiwibiker

**RobGassit** · 24th August 2011, 09:49

Originally Posted by Billy

Jeezus!!!Harden up young fella,Better get used to it cause its gonna be for good in the not too distant future.(Yes thats right,Retirement number 763 coming up haha)

Yeah sure!! Next you'll be telling me you have bought some golf clubs. It's who you are dude. Those south island laps came in handy at the weekend. I was hoping you might come out of retirement and give my rider some wet weather coaching.

**Billy** · 24th August 2011, 09:51

Originally Posted by wharfy

Maybe I exaggerated a little bit - but hey this is Kiwibiker

,What are you trying to say???

**Billy** · 24th August 2011, 09:53

Originally Posted by RobGassit

Yeah sure!! Next you'll be telling me you have bought some golf clubs. It's who you are dude. Those south island laps came in handy at the weekend. I was hoping you might come out of retirement and give my rider some wet weather coaching.

So you werent paying attention at round 2 then,Shes prolly faster than me in the wet already!!

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th August 2011, 09:59

Originally Posted by RobGassit

He was lapping using the return road but everyone was too scared of him to protest.

Nah. Cause Brett Richmond, Bruce Anstey, Simon Turner, Ant Young, Andrew Rangi and the other top boys must've been taking the same route!

**RobGassit** · 24th August 2011, 10:01

Originally Posted by Billy

So you werent paying attention at round 2 then,Shes prolly faster than me in the wet already!!

I wish. I might get her a 883. I hear they do 1.19's. You still making dresses for Ninjas? We are in need of a full length gown for the ball. I suppose a front guard as well is a big ask?

**RobGassit** · 24th August 2011, 10:07

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Nah. Cause Brett Richmond, Bruce Anstey, Simon Turner, Ant Young, Andrew Rangi and the other top boys must've been taking the same route!

Yeah yeah. Calm down. I was there and watched you cowboys doin it. Well done. So you can ride a motorbike real good. But can you make a cheese scone?

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th August 2011, 10:28

Originally Posted by RobGassit

Yeah yeah. Calm down. I was there and watched you cowboys doin it. But can you make a cheese scone?

I am calm mate. I could make a cheese scone in the time it took to do the back straight of Puke.

**Billy** · 24th August 2011, 10:31

Originally Posted by RobGassit

I wish. I might get her a 883. I hear they do 1.19's. You still making dresses for Ninjas? We are in need of a full length gown for the ball. I suppose a front guard as well is a big ask?

An 883,Why what did she do wrong??? I was shocked you made her ride a Hyosung for a whole year Haha!

Yeah no stress re Ninja bodywork,Have a front guard mould as well,Be warned,Dont leave it til the last minute though,Im already 2 sets behind with thw Ninja stuff.

**Billy** · 24th August 2011, 10:33

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

I am calm mate. I could make a cheese scone in the time it took to do the back straight of Puke.

Yerr,But would it be edible and Im sure you could make a whole batch or 2 in that time LOL !

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th August 2011, 10:39

Originally Posted by Billy

Yerr,But would it be edible and Im sure you could make a whole batch or 2 in that time LOL !

No. And no...just one at a time else the others would vibrate off! Fuck, one year at Puke, 3 laps to go and my fuel cap vibrated off. Trying to ride round there with my left hand over the fuel filler, as the venturi effect was sucking it out and blinding me.

After the race...when stories were being told, one of the guys warned me that I should have duct tape ove my front master cyl too, as they come off. Thought the cunt was having me on, as I'd never had it come loose. Guess what happened in race two? Thought I was losing it, as I'd taped my fuel cap on. Thought fuck that shit in my eyes is hurting a tad. Looked over and sure enough...master cyl cap was flapping in the breeze.

Last lap...heading into the hairpin and wondering about trying to outbrake Bruce. Is there any fluid left...will I simply sail off the end of the straight when the lever comes right back to the bar? Funny as. Took my fucking eyes days to get over that weekend.

**ducatilover** · 24th August 2011, 10:50

I think you deserve serious beer for getting one of them around Manfield that quick. Bring the scones too.

As a comparison, what are the F3 guys doing around there?

**Crasherfromwayback** · 24th August 2011, 10:58

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I think you deserve serious beer for getting one of them around Manfield that quick. Bring the scones too.

As a comparison, what are the F3 guys doing around there?

Fuck the scones! The last meeting I went to, I was blown away by how quick EVERYONE was going!!! Think the top F3 punters were doing 1:11's? 13's? Fuck that!!!

**ducatilover** · 24th August 2011, 11:13

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Fuck the scones! The last meeting I went to, I was blown away by how quick EVERYONE was going!!! Think the top F3 punters were doing 1:11's? 13's? Fuck that!!!

Shit....is there a class where everyone is shit and slow like me? I better get my bike up and going and get out in to the learners group

I don't think any of the 4cyls are going 1:19 or much faster at all....