What would you do for $100?

[bluninja]

For $100 I'd share a sheep...or is that shear I sheep ?

[Red39]

For $100 I'd share a sheep...or is that shear I sheep ?

For $100 you could do both......but you should share it first then shear it. More to hold onto then

[ducatilover]

What do they say again. Out of the closet, with honda on your leathers.

Yeah, something like that. Might have been "dick in yer hand" or something....

[DrunkenMistake]

Yeah, something like that. Might have been "dick in yer hand" or something....

Shit,
I thought it was in your mouth..


This explains alot.

[Big Dave]

This explains alot.

No, this explains alot:
verb ( allots, allotting , allotted ) [ with obj. ]
give or apportion (something) to someone as a share or task: equal time was allotted to each | [ with two objs. ] : I was allotted a little room in the servants' block.

ORIGIN late 15th cent.: from Old French aloter, from a- (from Latin ad ‘to’) + loter ‘divide into lots.’

[ducatilover]

Shit,
I thought it was in your mouth..


This explains alot.

Shush, that's our secret

[imdying]

Interesting that some of you would do it for a hot chick... as that's exactly what I'd use for bait if I were looking to hijack your bike.

[avgas]

Yeah, something like that. Might have been "dick in yer hand" or something....

Tis' worth 2 in the bush I have been told

[avgas]

Interesting that some of you would do it for a hot chick... as that's exactly what I'd use for bait if I were looking to hijack your bike.

Sounds win win to me.
We all get a ride.

[Big Dave]

Sounds win win to me.
We all get a ride.

As if he'd know any!

[imdying]

What makes you say that Dave?

[avgas]

Reminds me of a old joke.

What do you ask a man that has never had sex and never will?

"Seems my windows is crashing on this laptop - any idea why?"

IT dept didn't find it humorous.

[Big Dave]

'Cause it's 2 greens funny!

[imdying]

Hmmm... just interested that you'd comment on something that you're a little out of touch with. Unless I'm wrong and the Harley/Hot Rod set have changed from old hags with too much lace, too much sagging skin, too many tats, and not enough class?

[Big Dave]

Depends if they are Hookers or not.