10 chosen people at your dinner table

[Hinny]

I wont dissapoint you, she will be in a second list.

NZ is recognised as being Selenium deficient.
Jenny Shipley comes from the most Selenium deficient area in NZ.

Symptoms of Selenium deficiency include:

• Weight gain
• Lack of mental dexterity
• Fatigue
• Irrational thinking
• Quick to irritate
• Heart disorder
• More susceptible to stress
• Lethargy,
• Depression
• weakness in the muscles

Since she clearly exhibits these symptoms I would suggest feeding her these foods.

Braised calf liver
Broiled Snapper
Broiled Halibut
Broiled Tuna
Salmon
Sardines
Shrimp
Turkey

• For the last one she could eat you.

[Teflon]

1. Dean
2. Skidmark
3. SMOKEU
4. imdying
5. headbanger
6. scumdog
7. nodrog
8. white trash
9. crazy steve
10. Teflon

(scuba steve, scissiorhands, katman and dangerous bastard at the kiddies table)

The cutlery will all be plastic obviously.

can u cook us some eggs, cuz? and sum bacon..

[Hinny]

Rik Mayall would be a good guest ...He could discuss the finer points of economic and social theory with Maggie Thatcher. Maybe teach the old trout that a return to Victorian values was not the way to go.

see 8.14 on

[blue rider]

1. The Marx Brothers
2. Edward G Robinson
3. Marlene Dietrich
4. Steve McQueen
5. Ben Elton
6. Buster Keaton
7. Charlie Chaplin
8. Peter Lorre
9. Mae West
10. Humphrey Bogart

first dinner.....

[unstuck]

Dont forget Margaret Thatcher!

She would be man enough for any woman.

[Robert Taylor]

Rik Mayall would be a good guest ...He could discuss the finer points of economic and social theory with Maggie Thatcher. Maybe teach the old trout that a return to Victorian values was not the way to go.

see 8.14 on

I think the socialist that I decided would be at my dinnertable ( Michael Foot ) actually had some decorum and could teach the new breed some manners.

Anyway, heres the next list of 10

1) Jenny Shipley

2) Sir John Marshall

3) John F Kennedy

4) Admiral Jellicoe

5) Walter Kaaden

6) Ronnie Peterson

7)) Emma Thompson

8) Colin Chapman

9) Moshe Dayan

10 ) Lavrentii Beria

[Robert Taylor]

She would be man enough for any woman.

Yep, she sure sorted out Galtieri and Scargill. Very well done.

[Grumph]

The egos inherent in some of the lists frighten me....I'd sooner have a bunch of like minded people who have great stories to tell.
I reckon video this lot over an evening and you'd have a large part of the unwritten history of NZ motorsport - and we'd all have fun too.

Jim Cashman MD
Jim Landrebe
Ned Kelly - the Timaru one
Jack Brewer AMIMechE
Hec Green AMIMechE
My old man AMIMechE
Robert Holden
Bob Toomey
Ginger Molloy
Mike Sinclair

The two jims and Ned as a group with some beers in are the life of the party
The three senior engineers have an incredible history as a group - Jack Brewer ran the Lady wigram meeting for years as well
Robert and Bob - can't have one without the other
Ginger and Mike - stories from overseas ancient and modern

[munster]

1. Clint Eastwood
2. Spike Milligan
3. Erwin Rommel
4. George S Patton
5. Billy Connolly
6. William Wallace
7. Ghengis Khan
8. Leonardo da Vinci
9. Michael Palin
10. Winston Churchhill

and I don't think for a minute that the majority of them would get on.

[Big Dave]

Hippie and Lynita
Dave and Amber
Rusty
Glenn
Trip and Wendy
Zedman
Williams.

And I'd bet I'd have more fun talking bikes and bullshit than with any others listed.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hippie and Lynita
Dave and Amber
Rusty
Glenn
Trip and Wendy
Zedman
Williams.

And I'd bet I'd have more fun talking bikes and bullshit than with any others listed.

I know a couple of them are good company for sure!

But...don't you ever get sick of talking bikes?

[Mental Trousers]

But...don't you ever get sick of talking bikes?

What are you, wierd or something??

[ducatilover]

1: Rossi; he's a legend and talks funny.
2: Timothy Olyphant, he can destroy people by looking at them.
3: Eddie Izzard, he'll stir some shit.
4: Rod Stewart, he'll bring a handful of gorgeous women with him.
5: Roger Waters
6: David Gilmour, two of my favourite musicians and no doubt good company.
7: My best mate.
8: My mother, she'll show them how to cook a real meal.
9: Adolf Hitler, his facial hair would look hilarious if he got soup on it.
10: Jonah Lomu, just because.

[Crasherfromwayback]

What are you, wierd or something??

Of course I am. I've been riding since the age of ten, and in the industry for around 25 years now. I still love 'em, and happily talk about them 6 days a week, seven when I go racing. But given the chance to have an interesting one off dinner party...do I need no one but bikers there, so we can talk bikes?

Fuck that.

[HenryDorsetCase]

1: Rossi; he's a legend and talks funny.
2: Timothy Olyphant, he can destroy people by looking at them.
3: Eddie Izzard, he'll stir some shit.
4: Rod Stewart, he'll bring a handful of gorgeous women with him.
5: Roger Waters
6: David Gilmour, two of my favourite musicians and no doubt good company.
7: My best mate.
8: My mother, she'll show them how to cook a real meal.
9: Adolf Hitler, his facial hair would look hilarious if he got soup on it.
10: Jonah Lomu, just because.

except Waters and Gilmour HATE each other. unless thats the issue. Get them likkered up, fisticuffs ensue.

and Gilmour particularly is as far from the Whiskey RockaRoller as you can get. Honestly his personal demeanour in interviews is as hilarious as a Chartered Accountant, specializing in tax.