Hyosung GT250 vs Yamaha Scorpio for 1st bike & commuting?

[jrandom]

... to which i respond that Just because you CAN fuck a fat chick, doesnt mean that you should.

That's true. I should stop fucking fat chicks.

I'm keeping my Scorpio, though.

[blackdog]

The Hyosung GV650 cruiser is a bit of a sleeper, mind you. But it's not a learner bike. Probably more the sort of thing you'd have after you'd been around the block umpteen dozen times and owned and ridden many different things and decided that you really, genuinely didn't care about what other people thought.

Anyway, scary - get a Scorpio. They're a better bike. And they're made by Yamaha and don't break.

Another fuckstick with no idea. And for your information come October next year the GV650 will be a learner bike. You sir are a cock of the highest order that really has no idea what he is talking about.

There is no reason whatsoever that you can't do that on a Hyo.

[jrandom]

You sir have a cock of the highest order

Well, yes, that's what the fat chicks keep telling me.

There is no reason whatsoever that you can't do that on a Hyo.

Correct. I bet you couldn't, though.

[blackdog]

Correct. I bet you couldn't, though.

Time and place monkey boy and we will see. If you like you can have your SX, I'm sure I know someone who will lend me a Hyo to rub your nose in it.

[kiwifruit]

You sir are a cock of the highest order that really has no idea what he is talking about.

I bet you couldn't, though.

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[jrandom]

Time and place monkey boy and we will see. If you like you can have your SX I'm sure I know someone who will lend me a Hyo to rub your nose in it.

Really?

NZ$500 says you on a Hyosung GT250R can't beat me on a Scorpio at the next http://www.gymkhana.co.nz/ event [edit: that's where we took that film].

Money on the table from each of us, up front on the day.

I'm entirely serious.

[tigertim20]

Bollocks. The Scorpio's not a bike you 'outgrow'. It's a transport appliance that goes forever and will give heaps of faster-on-paper bikes some very unexpected learns if you put proper tyres on it.

untill you leave the carpark...
yes you can learn to be relatively quick on a scorp, but to do so, you need to work hard, and the bike will be getting thrashed as well. most people would prefer to be on a bigger, more superior bike that can do the same stuff without being thrashed, or without needing you to work hard to do it.

Well, yes, that's what the fat chicks keep telling me.



Correct. I bet you couldn't, though.

Time and place monkey boy and we will see. If you like you can have your SX, I'm sure I know someone who will lend me a Hyo to rub your nose in it.

If you two wanna tear each others clothes off and make love, I believe there is a section on KB for such intimate online liaisons, its called PD.

[scary]

Just because you CAN fuck a fat chick, doesnt mean that you should.

But . . . what if they're hot fat chicks?

[Ender EnZed]

NZ$500 says you on a Hyosung GT250R can't beat me on a Scorpio at the next http://www.gymkhana.co.nz/ event [edit: that's where we took that film].

I imagine most people would be faster around a carpark on a Scorpio. Many people would be (and were) even faster on 50cc scooter but that doesn't make me want a scooter.

[tigertim20]

But . . . what if they're hot fat chicks?

I thought I told you to leave my mum outta this!

[kiwifruit]

*Start a thread about learner bikes*

NEK MINNIT

[jrandom]

yes you can learn to be relatively quick on a scorp, but to do so, you need to work hard

You think one doesn't have work hard to learn to be 'relatively quick' on any bike?

Scorpios are a lot more forgiving to do it on than anything else, bar scooters.

most people would prefer...

Most people don't know what's good for them.

This is why I am posting here in this thread today.

If you two wanna tear each others clothes off and make love

I really doubt I'll get any reply to my offer. It's a shame, because it'd be easy money for me, and everyone else at the event would make him pay up, too.

blackdog - I'm open to negotiation if $500 is too much for your budget?

[tigertim20]

I imagine most people would be faster around a carpark on a Scorpio. Many people would be (and were) even faster on 50cc scooter but that doesn't make me want a scooter.

+1

[jrandom]

Many people would be (and were) even faster on 50cc scooter

Faster? No. The Scorpio beat the scooters on the day as, bro. Not even close.

Scorpios give many learns to many things. Disrespect them at your peril.

[blackdog]

Really?

NZ$500 says you on a Hyosung GT250R can't beat me on a Scorpio at the next http://www.gymkhana.co.nz/ event [edit: that's where we took that film].

Money on the table from each of us, up front on the day.

I'm entirely serious.

That's a big call mate. I will see if I can get a GT250 (without the R) for a day to play with you, but I am confident enough with my skills that I think we should make it $5000. You have never met me and I am entirely serious.