Ask Grandpa...

[nighthawk]

Dear Gandpa,

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong????

[FJRider]

In my experience ... even if he doesnt speak ... he's wrong.

[nighthawk]

In my experience ... even if he doesnt speak ... he's wrong.

AAAHHHH ........ I see our other halves( presuming you have one)went too the same school of thought...

[oscarnz]

Rain, my dear, is the Earth's way of making everything grow and refreshing the atmosphere. The natural water-cycle is very efficient and a wonderous thing. It is unaffected by individual humans but may be influenced by the activities of mankind adversely.

I regret to say, neither you nor I nor anyone else is able to make it stop. This is in itself a good thing as otherwise there would be a constant state of war between those who want it to rain and those who don't.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Edbear again.

LOL thanks

[wickle]

Granpa why's the tarseal different colours and sum times slipperee

[MSTRS:Me]

Are Whip's ... and funny stockings involved ... ???

Prolly. And fur-lined handcuffs...

[FJRider]

AAAHHHH ........ I see our other halves( presuming you have one)went too the same school of thought...

It gets worse ... If you say nothing, you are wrong because you didn't speak. If you do say something ... it was the wrong thing to say.

On the few occasions you do say the correct thing, SHE was just about to say that ...

It's not a competition ... but you cant win. DONT try. Life WILL be easier ... trust me on this.

[FJRider]

AAAHHHH ........ I see our other halves( presuming you have one)went too the same school of thought...

Apparently ... MEN use a different part of their anatomy .... than women ... for their thinking ...

Where they were educated makes no difference ...

[jellywrestler]

Why can't chocolate fish swim?

no idea but they can run in the sun...

[MIXONE]

Where do the lights go when the lights go out?

[Virago]

Where do the lights go when the lights go out?

In the fridge - with the door closed...?

[MIXONE]

In the fridge - with the door closed...?

Watching the salad dressing?

[yungatart]

Watching the salad dressing?

And the beet root?

[Grumph]

Grandpa...given that there is radiant heat, is there radiant cold too ?

[nadroj]

Grandpa...given that there is radiant heat, is there radiant cold too ?

There definitely is when I come home pissed!