How does one become a two? Is it even possible? Can one become a four or even a five? This one has great aspirations...
Flyboy
How does one become a two? Is it even possible? Can one become a four or even a five? This one has great aspirations...
Yeah, nah.
Forum whore
Either by splitting or adding.Originally Posted by huff3r
Aspirations are fine if one understands that attitude more than aptitude determines altitude and effort beats laziness.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Flyboy
Hmm... so how far could one get with brains and laziness? I'm not much of an "effort" person...
Yeah, nah.
Grumpy Old Bastard
I had brains and laziness. It got me fuck all...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Forum whore
The sharpest knife never cuts in the block.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Pootler
Why are not motorbike shops open on Sundays?
Forum whore
They don't want to...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Low personal B.M.E.P.
Then it must radiate it's attraction for heat ?
Forum whore
To radiate means to emit energy, esp. light or heat by rays or waves. Cold is a lack of heat.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Grandpa, if a dog farts in the wood, and no one is there to smell it? Is it a bad dog?
Hardcore Biker
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Smarty pants... since ages ago
Or by Multiplication ... hence: "Go Forth and multiply" ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Sir Cumference
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Forum whore
No, if a dog doesn't fart it will die.
The chicken. Trust me on this.
Multiplication is adding but faster. Making babies is all about adding then splitting.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Yee haaaa
1. What don't steam rollers roll steam?
2. Why don't chain smokers smoke chains?
The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, .... but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,... shouting "man, what a ride"!!!
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