Large fries? What 'large' fries?

**avgas** · 14th February 2012, 20:30

Originally Posted by Tigadee

At least KFC stuffs their boxes with chips to overflowing...

24 hours
8 kgs
Blue

first one is how long I had liquid out both ends
second is the weight I lost in that period
third was my skin colour

You want more special herbs and spices with those extra chips. Cos I leave you with a secret.
One of them is Salmonella.

I looked like one of those Avatars after that big tree fell down.

**Shadows** · 14th February 2012, 20:37

You reckon that's bad, check out this shit. Buns were soggy, greasy and had soaked up some kind of black shit. The patties were cold as well.
I reckon they must have dropped them in the mop bucket before boxing them up.

**mashman** · 14th February 2012, 20:37

Originally Posted by avgas

24 hours
8 kgs
Blue

first one is how long I had liquid out both ends
second is the weight I lost in that period
third was my skin colour

You want more special herbs and spices with those extra chips. Cos I leave you with a secret.
One of them is Salmonella.

I looked like one of those Avatars after that big tree fell down.

Hardly surprising if you spent 24 hours eating 8kgs of blue chicken.... you gotta work up to that shit

it takes years of practice

**haydes55** · 14th February 2012, 20:43

No waffles for breakfast?

**tigertim20** · 14th February 2012, 20:51

Originally Posted by Virago

I walk past, and the smell makes me keep walking.

Any food that smell uncannily like a teenager's armpit doesn't titillate my taste buds...

depends on who the teen is, Miley Cyrus is coming along nicely . . .

**Virago** · 14th February 2012, 20:56

Originally Posted by tigertim20

depends on who the teen is, Miley Cyrus is coming along nicely . . .

Actually, I narrowed the smell issue down. I walked into the house one day, and suggested that my daughter go for a shower. She indignantly pointed out that the smell was her "Meatball Sub". I was not very popular...

**tigertim20** · 14th February 2012, 21:46

Originally Posted by Virago

Actually, I narrowed the smell issue down. I walked into the house one day, and suggested that my daughter go for a shower. She indignantly pointed out that the smell was her "Meatball Sub". I was not very popular...

well Im safe then, Im not into anything with balls . . .

**haydes55** · 14th February 2012, 22:12

Originally Posted by tigertim20

well Im safe then, Im not into anything with balls . . .

Not even womens beach volleyball?

^That is one big picture!

**Indiana_Jones** · 14th February 2012, 22:13

Where's he hiding them....

-Indy

**tigertim20** · 14th February 2012, 22:23

Originally Posted by haydes55

Not even womens beach volleyball?

^That is one big picture!

its not the balls Id be interested in, and that girl aint real impressive to look at from that angle - got the 'soggy-bum' look going on. I prefer more of an hour glass type shape.

**mashman** · 14th February 2012, 23:26

Originally Posted by tigertim20

its not the balls Id be interested in, and that girl aint real impressive to look at from that angle - got the 'soggy-bum' look going on. I prefer more of an hour glass type shape.

Perfect angle, no eye contact, she's got hips, pre-lubed, I fail to see the problem here