You have a bad attitude woman

**Oakie** · 16th March 2012, 21:42

Originally Posted by blue rider

it would look much the same.....a happy and content women just as nature intended.

Yep. That does tend to be the case. Try it and see.

**nzspokes** · 16th March 2012, 21:42

Originally Posted by blue rider

well i always just opt for falling over....when the limit is reached

Unfortunately its the next morning when people get up and think they are ok to ride.

Local cop told me they get good numbers of DIC at 8am with kids in the car on way to school.

**blue rider** · 16th March 2012, 21:44

Originally Posted by nzspokes

Unfortunately its the next morning when people get up and think they are ok to ride.

Local cop told me they get good numbers of DIC at 8am with kids in the car on way to school.

there you go, have no kids, and stay in bed till after 8 am. no worries.....

**nzspokes** · 16th March 2012, 21:46

Originally Posted by blue rider

there you go, have no kids, and stay in bed till after 8 am. no worries.....

**avgas** · 16th March 2012, 22:33

Reminds me of a story I heard once.
Its starts off with this girl from Kansas landing her house on a witch.

**unstuck** · 17th March 2012, 06:00

You mentioned something about him being 50mtrs or so from the sign and thought there may be some sort of buffer zone, apparently not. Not allowed to speed up before the sign or slow down after the sign. Thats what one local rozza reckons anyway.

**Maha** · 17th March 2012, 07:03

Originally Posted by unstuck

You mentioned something about him being 50mtrs or so from the sign and thought there may be some sort of buffer zone, apparently not. Not allowed to speed up before the sign or slow down after the sign. Thats what one local rozza reckons anyway.

I went through that same spot a few months ago...was watching for the usual cop hideout, but decided to catch pass one last car because it seemed to be going to slow for my liking...abd if you get caught behind some slow before the tunnels, you are fucked until the next passing lane 10 K's away. On this occassion, I just got passed the car as the lanes run out, thats when I saw two cops standing outside thier cars at the entance of the tunnles...lucky for me, one was texting at the other was reading something....

**Berries** · 17th March 2012, 07:03

Originally Posted by unstuck

You mentioned something about him being 50mtrs or so from the sign and thought there may be some sort of buffer zone, apparently not. Not allowed to speed up before the sign or slow down after the sign. Thats what one local rozza reckons anyway.

My brain stopped working halfway through the first post so I missed that. Legally, the speed limit is the speed limit and it changes where the signs are. So you have to slow down before the sign. There may be a bit of an exclusion zone for setting up enforcement like cameras and lasers but that's just to save any arguments. You can be pinged 50m inside a speed limit change, and that distance is no defence.

On the other hand, if you are in town and see a 100km/h sign ahead it is not a legal requirement to accelerate up to 100km/h by the time you reach the sign. DAMHIK.

**schrodingers cat** · 17th March 2012, 07:25

Request to KB posters when ranting about Police - please try to be original. Otherwise cut and paste from the million other whining moans about there being laws and consequences.

Boring poster is boring.

Chur

**unstuck** · 17th March 2012, 07:29

Originally Posted by Berries

On the other hand, if you are in town and see a 100km/h sign ahead it is not a legal requirement to accelerate up to 100km/h by the time you reach the sign. DAMHIK.

Thats what I got pinged for, speeding up before the 100km/h sign.The rozza was pretty much parked behind the sign.

**Padmei** · 17th March 2012, 08:00

Nicely written Mom.

**MSTRS:Me** · 17th March 2012, 08:46

Originally Posted by schrodingers cat

Request to KB posters when ranting about Police - please try to be original. Otherwise cut and paste from the million other whining moans about there being laws and consequences.

Boring poster is boring.

Chur

Pfft! Can't you read? This cop's antics WERE different, and the post was more by way of a laugh at his expense than a moan about her ticket.

**schrodingers cat** · 17th March 2012, 09:17

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Pfft! Can't you read? This cop's antics WERE different, and the post was more by way of a laugh at his expense than a moan about her ticket.

I can read - I just don't give a fuck.

Bitchs (and I mean that in a gender non specific manner) wah'ing on about 'po po' is boring.

Unfortunately it is rather common.

Anyhoo off to ride. And if things go bad I won't be crying looking for sympathy

**sugilite:Me** · 17th March 2012, 11:10

Reminds me of a dream I had about 23 years back, it went like this... Was out on an evening ride with the missus on the back. Came off the Haywards onto the Hutt motorway, heading for Lower Hutt, riding a gsxr1100. It was pretty much a modded and prepped race bike, so no speedo, and unfortunately, no rev counter light. I saw a set of lights on the side of the motorway in the distance, guessed it was a cop, then tried to guess my bike speed as to not attract attention. 1st guess was right, 2nd guess? Not so.

The flashing lights come on, and a cop walks right out onto the motorway, stands side on, then swings a leg around into a wide cowboy stance and with one hand on hip and the other in a heil hitler salute/stop position. While changing down the gear box, and pressing my ladies hand into my side, I could not help but admire his handlebar mustache that one could bungy jump from, and his snake eyes that were now squinting with the sudden zap of halogen in the face, clumsy me must have hit the pass light

. Off back up through the gear box, and then onto Avalon for a few insane night time two up laps of the tiny skating valodrome there on a F1 bike. Ahhh great times, erm, I mean great dreams. Sometimes I miss the good ole days and politically incorrect posts on KB.

**FJRider** · 17th March 2012, 13:16

Originally Posted by sugilite

Reminds me of a dream I had about 23 years back, it went like this... Was out on an evening ride with the missus on the back. Came off the Haywards onto the Hutt motorway, heading for Lower Hutt, riding a gsxr1100. It was pretty much a modded and prepped race bike, so no speedo, and unfortunately, no rev counter light. I saw a set of lights on the side of the motorway in the distance, guessed it was a cop,

In the old MOT days ... right ?? (if they parked at night, they had to have their park lights on

)

Those Black uniforms were a bitch to see at night ...