The *****wit cyclist thread

[SimJen]

Spotted on my road.
3 abreast in the distance just metres from the sign, in my mind that makes them fair game!!

[Bassmatt]

You sure you don't ride a honda?

Yes because only males participate in masturbation.

[Flip]

One great thing about the bike rage incident is it shows just what a bunch of tossers the lycra louts are. In this instance it just involved themselves and no other innoncent motorists.

[Nova.]

One great thing about the bike rage incident is it shows just what a bunch of tossers the lycra louts are. In this instance it just involved themselves and no other innoncent motorists.

I wouldn't of just stood their if that was me, although, quite alot of the trail riders/downhill riders don't have a big build, so he may not of been able to do much

[Padmei]

Last I read today is the cops are confident they know who he is. The other rider though doesn't know whether he'll press charges.

Have you guys seen the whole video tho? If i was fat buzzy bee boy I would have decked him. Camera boy was riding like a cock & wouldn't drop back. He knew what he was doing antagonising fat buzzy bee boy, does a prissy moan & gets a half slapping. He then starts screaming like a girlie. He learnt a lesson most of us learnt early on at school.

[FJRider]

Have you guys seen the whole video tho? If i was fat buzzy bee boy I would have decked him. Camera boy was riding like a cock & wouldn't drop back. He knew what he was doing antagonising fat buzzy bee boy, does a prissy moan & gets a half slapping. He then starts screaming like a girlie. He learnt a lesson most of us learnt early on at school.

Up to the time "fat buzzy bee boy" bitch-slaps "camera boy" ... "fat buzzy bee boy" broke no laws. He just inconvenienced mr "camera boy".

It was a public place, not a public road.

[Zedder]

Up to the time "fat buzzy bee boy" bitch-slaps "camera boy" ... "fat buzzy bee boy" broke no laws. He just inconvenienced mr "camera boy".

It was a public place, not a public road.

Yep, pretty much bang on FJRider.

Mr Buzzy was not being very courteous although camera boy did the "right thing" by asking to overtake earlier. However, camera boy was tailgating which is a real no no.

[neels]

Yep, pretty much bang on FJRider.

Mr Buzzy was not being very courteous although camera boy did the "right thing" by asking to overtake earlier. However, camera boy was tailgating which is a real no no.

If you've asked someone if you can pass and they've said yes, you stay right on their wheel so when they move over you can get past when they make room.

Mr Buzzy replied in the affirmative to the request to pass, then continued to ride like a twat, and several times looked like he was leaving room then blocked any opportunity to pass him.

[Zedder]

If you've asked someone if you can pass and they've said yes, you stay right on their wheel so when they move over you can get past when they make room.

Mr Buzzy replied in the affirmative to the request to pass, then continued to ride like a twat, and several times looked like he was leaving room then blocked any opportunity to pass him.

Staying right on someones wheel is not the way to gain friends. It creates an annoying, unnecessary and dangerous "mind your back" mentality.

[Tigadee]

Tune in for the new season of...

[ellipsis]

...I took this as just another intolerance to other forms of life, thread that human, and KB members like to rattle their foibles on...I hate fuckwit cyclists, dont get me wrong but I was just about bored shitless with reading this one, then bang, like a smakaroo blurdy, a scene unfolds in front of me tonight when I was off to a meeting in the city....a knobsuck in Lycra zooms through a red light on Colombo Street, just on dark, a 3mm red dot off the back of his helmet was all I saw...some poor cunt in a car who had the right of way through the lights, ends up with this fuckwit biting his bonnet...the doodle headed dick with a bent bicycle was jumping up and down and shouting obscenities at a poor little office worker who was terrified...the lights changed and we all got Italian and screamed and shouted at the cyclist dong to pick his bike up and fuck off...if it wasn't so cold I reckon I could have left my vehicle and kicked the twat in his lightly lycra clad ghoulies...just for the giggle mind you...no malice...

[Nova.]

Have you guys seen the whole video tho? If i was fat buzzy bee boy I would have decked him. Camera boy was riding like a cock & wouldn't drop back. He knew what he was doing antagonising fat buzzy bee boy, does a prissy moan & gets a half slapping. He then starts screaming like a girlie. He learnt a lesson most of us learnt early on at school.

i don't know if you've ever trail ridden or downhill mountainbiked before, but the number one rule is give way, all it would of taken is for fat buzzy be boy to slow down for a second so he could pass but no he continued to be a wanker.

[Flip]

Staying right on someones wheel is not the way to gain friends. It creates an annoying, unnecessary and dangerous "mind your back" mentality.

The issue is cycling attracts and brings out the worst of the middle class yobbo mentality. It just brings out the worst in these people.

For example I have never been tail gated by a faster bike, mostly I move over and they pass me. But I have actually never been tail gated, why is that?

[unstuck]

But I have actually never been tail gated, why is that?

Like atrracts like.

[Zedder]

The issue is cycling attracts and brings out the worst of the middle class yobbo mentality. It just brings out the worst in these people.

For example I have never been tail gated by a faster bike, mostly I move over and they pass me. But I have actually never been tail gated, why is that?

I'm not certain Flip but road cyclists do have that "pack mentality" and get overly arrogant. The mountain bike incident is the first I've ever seen/heard where there's been that drama.

On a motorbike it's easy to pull over and be overtaken by another bike without to much road used up. With a car tailgating, it's a bit more of a critical situation with room, other traffic etc.

But ultimately, being courteous is what I do too. My ego can handle it and I'm not in such a hurry that it really matters if I'm overtaken.