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  1. 11th December 2012, 19:54 #1
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    Very clearly - FAKE

    You gotta be kidding me?



    There’s no way those are her real fingernails
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    Yeah, those finger nails look fake! I wonder how she scratches her boobies with those?
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    Your talking about her nails right...?
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    She isn't a real blonde either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    Yeah, those finger nails look fake! I wonder how she scratches her boobies with those?
    she doesn't ... I scratch them for her. I'm good like that ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    she doesn't ... I scratch them for her. I'm good like that ..
    How do you scratch with your tongue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    She isn't a real blonde either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    How do you scratch with your tongue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
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    how does she wipe her arse with them nails
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    how does she wipe her arse with them nails
    I have it on good authority that she doesn't... she uses paper!
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