NEDWN VIII
Xmas for me, has never held any reglious connotation's, as a kid, it was about Santa and presents, as an adult though?.........ah what the hell, it still is!
Seriously though...to be able to sit and have a few drinks with friends/family (or sometimes just your spouse) alot of food including Turkey/Cooked ham/Pavlova and fruit etc....that is the meaning of Xmas around here.
Let there be light!!!!!!!
sem fiddy pilot
Another one of your crackpot joho customs. You don't do birthdays either.Originally Posted by Edbear
Xmas is of course a commercialised crock, but family and friends are real. Visiting those we haven't been able to during the year and spending fun time with them means more than any presents ever could.
I do hope all can relax, refresh, have fun and put the horse back in front of the cart over the holiday period.
Member, sem fiddy appreciation society
Forum whore
Why celebrate a lie? Why submit to commercialism and put added stress on a family's finances just because you are expected to?
We don't "celebrate" someone's birthday and make a big fuss over the person but we acknowledge it and may tease them over how many they have had. You don't pày attention very well on here or you'd know how ridiculous you are making yourself appear.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
i'm motarded
Fucksakes, do you have to ruin every thread on here?
This thread is abit more suited to you.
Slapper?
Merry Xmas to all,stay safe eh.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Forum whore
Sorry I suppose I should just ignore those childish twits who try to sidetrack and ruin a thread by having lame goes at me, eh? Like the stupid post I was responding to?
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
i'm motarded
sorry, you lose.
Forum whore
Lose what? Losers make the kind of post I was responding to.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
i'm motarded
Name calling isnt very nice Edward, Santa, oops, I mean Satan wont be very happy.
Forum whore
Genuine people might want to get the thread back on topic now.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES
How's that Edbear?
Forum whore
Hey I resemble that pic, 'cept for the hat and beard and about 50kg...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Rasta Ratskins
Shamelessly stolen from another forum, OSH rules for Xmas
Hi All,
All peoples planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers.
Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.
The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory. These include but are not limited to high vis clothing, long sleeves, long pants, safety glasses and a hard hat.
Following last year’s well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without a crib for a bed, CYFS have been advised and will be arriving shortly.
Take care, Merry Christmas to all KiwiBikers, ride hard and stay upright
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Hardcore Biker
Yaaay xmas day off for first time in six years and all 7 kids home for xmas.....and kids doing all the cooking......I just hope they dont play drinking games with the clothesline like they did last time they were all home
It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
Whip it, whip it good!
Clothesline v kids? Specially grown ones fired up by a bit of Xmas cheer...Yaaay xmas day off for first time in six years and all 7 kids home for xmas.....and kids doing all the cooking......I just hope they dont play drinking games with the clothesline like they did last time they were all home
Kids win?
LOL
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