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    Have no friends in this new town O'mine... so two fifths of fuck all .

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    I'm expecting a hangover in the morning which is why I'm getting on the ferry to picton late afternoon tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nova. View Post
    Have no friends in this new town O'mine... so two fifths of fuck all .
    What town is that? Don't beat yourself up I've lived here all my life and I'm no better hahaa
    Last edited by bosslady; 31st December 2012 at 22:43. Reason: Effin typo
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    no medical release yet
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    until you find a big rock

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    Worked last night - totally over brain-dead booze-addled bozos lurching into me...especially those thinking they are full of wit such as I would have never heard before .

    Of course I don't mind tipsy young ladies wanting a New Year kiss, that's a different matter!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Well enjoy your New Years Day rides people! Its a beautiful day, as is so often the case...
    I'm off for a ride myself

    Happy New Year! Ride safe!
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    It is snowing here so I will stick to the drink.

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    Pissing down here, so I,m just going to spend the day in the shed, got a xr200 that needs a carb clean and the kickstart fixing, an lt 50 thats getting a new piston,rings,bearings and gaskets,carb kit and a new spring in the starter. And a toyota hiace van that needs a head gasket and some welding work. All for different people and they want them yesterday. Fuck em, I,m gonna get stoned first.

    It is new years day, after all.
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    Gorgeous sunny day...and I'm online when I could be doing more pleasurable thin
    Legalise anarchy

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Worked last night - totally over brain-dead booze-addled bozos lurching into me...especially those thinking they are full of wit such as I would have never heard before .
    That's no way to talk about your work colleagues!

    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Of course I don't mind tipsy young ladies wanting a New Year kiss, that's a different matter!
    Better work stories indeed. The most I got was getting my arse squeezed (both buttocks) by a 52 year old lady on the Friday before Xmas.
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Gosh what a beautiful day here in auckland nice for a ride. Don't suppose anyone wants to go for a ride and have lunch at a cafe? Otherwise ill go for a tiki tour lol
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    off to the waimakariri river to do some dirtbiking!

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    Fuck all that getting geared up on a day like today...went out to Snells Beach for a while, nice long walk. Tide was in, very very calm sea.
    Can't wait until the 12th rolls around, at the Beach for two weeks, TV/PC/Radio/Cell Phone is replaced with Sun/Sea/Beer and B-B-Qs.

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    Was working till 2am, so got the pleasure of taking some of the drunken arses home...... Will be riding later, and didnt miss a single drop of gettin pissed..... Yup I am OFFICIALLY and old bastard
    If the road to hell is paved with good intentions; and a man is judged by his deeds and his actions, why say it's the thought that counts? -GrayWolf

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