Cunning bastard sent out a decoy. Watch out, the real perp knows where you sleep!Originally Posted by Laava
Hardcore Biker
Cunning bastard sent out a decoy. Watch out, the real perp knows where you sleep!
What part of for(int i=0xC02;putchar((i&7)+69)&&(i>>=3); ); don't you understand?
NEDWN VIII
Yeah it was just the tip of it's tail, the rat was sitting in front of the door roller so it kinda got pushed along, the pliers had hold of it's tail so something had to let go.
What is disturbing, its that it had been in the house, for about 5 hours before we knew anything...
This is what Anne saw while siting watching TV...the tail just sort of swung down, thats how we knew we had company.
Forum whore
you open the draw...I'll smash the mouse thread....but it got away again
KB's Chief Cats
the o'caughan's friday night charades got somewhat more interesting with the addition of a french tickler and live animals.
Anarchic Wild Child
If a woman bends over with a rat in the room and no-one is around to record it is the rat really dead?
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Hardcore Biker
Fire shovel to the forehead and she STILL stands in front of the TV!!
Forum whore
"When I nod my head, hit it!"
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
"You must spread..."
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Deus ex ukulele
"Yes Darling. Right away Darling."
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
NEDWN VIII
Not far from the truth there Ed, there was a couple of ''ok ya ready''....''ok ya ready here goes''...''ok when I say now do it''...moments...along with body temmors"When I nod my head, hit it!"
Anne would never talk to me in that tone.
Thread Killer
Hmm a spider infestation and now rats? Less biking more cleaning?
NEDWN VIII
Spiders are 30 mins ride away at Annes work place, and it's one rat not plural....
Our next cat will be a dog.
Thread Killer
Just teasing mate, I'm the king of slobs.Spiders are 30 mins ride away at Annes work place, and it's one rat not plural....
Our next cat will be a dog.
Slightly more seriously...IME it's rarely ever only one rat.
NEDWN VIII
The cat door is now one way...out only.
From now on, it will have to ask to come in, and even then it will need to know the password.
"channellling the Pleideans"
Hey, don't let that get away, it's your fucking dinner! Also, my legs are blue.
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