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  1. 23rd May 2013, 08:59 #1
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    I'm too sexy to work

    Bwhahahaha ... Now I've heard every excuse ...


    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10885270
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Prolly got fed up with people asking her when she would give Michael Jackson's nose back.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Good, it's about time the good-looking crowd got a taste of their own medicine! I'm proud to say I've never been noticed, never been attractive and never been envied! So there!
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    I know how she feels. Click image for larger version.  Name: ugly.png  Views: 30  Size: 105.1 KB  ID: 283131 People just wont stop looking at me. I dont what to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I know how she feels. People just wont stop looking at me. I dont what to do.
    Brown paper bag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigadee View Post
    Brown paper bag?

    I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. We beautifull people have standards you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. We beautifull people have standards you know.
    Ratings: One bag (for her), Two bags (one each to be safe) or 'Dingo' (where if she was asleep on your arm the next morning you would seriously consider chewing your own arm off rather than risk waking her). But they all look so good when viewed through beer goggles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
    Ratings: One bag (for her), Two bags (one each to be safe) or 'Dingo' (where if she was asleep on your arm the next morning you would seriously consider chewing your own arm off rather than risk waking her). But they all look so good when viewed through beer goggles
    Or just chalk it up to experience and hope you don't get that welly'd again. I like my arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I know how she feels. People just wont stop looking at me. I dont what to do.
    that eyeliner totally doesn't go with your tits.
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    Yeah most of us just enjoy the attention and milk it for all its worth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Bwhahahaha ... Now I've heard every excuse ...


    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10885270
    She wouldn't have that trouble working in a gay bar!
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. We beautifull people have standards you know.
    All cats are grey in the dark...
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