Stupid prick neighbours

**Tigadee** · 31st May 2013, 09:07

Originally Posted by bosslady

Sick of their bloody get togethers once or twice a week, yelling, laughing out loud (how dare they), revving their cars, slamming doors, having drum fires, loud doof doof music. Wankers! the lot of em! short of calling noise control what sweet payback could one inflict?

They've been hired by the city council/John Key/fat cats to drive out decent folk from inner city areas so that the rich can buy their 4th or 5th invesment property cheap.

**oneofsix** · 31st May 2013, 09:18

Originally Posted by Tigadee

They've been hired by the city council/John Key/fat cats to drive out decent folk from inner city areas so that the rich can buy their 4th or 5th invesment property cheap.

I thought that was the conspiracy behind raising the minimum deposit requirements.

**Logpot** · 31st May 2013, 09:57

Wait until 6am and then start throwing rocks on their roof.

**Tigadee** · 31st May 2013, 09:59

Originally Posted by oneofsix

I thought that was the conspiracy behind raising the minimum deposit requirements.

Yes, yes! AND that too!

**unstuck** · 31st May 2013, 10:00

Originally Posted by Logpot

Wait until 6am and then start throwing rocks on their roof.

Just be prepared to get rocks and bottles through your window at the next gathering.

**nerrrd** · 31st May 2013, 10:00

Originally Posted by Tigadee

They've been hired by the city council/John Key/fat cats to drive out decent folk from inner city areas so that the rich can buy their 4th or 5th invesment property cheap.

Crikey, they're sneaky buggers, aren't they?!

**gwigs** · 31st May 2013, 10:11

Talk to your neighbours...they,re probably as pissed off as you.
Go and confront them as a united group.

**bosslady** · 31st May 2013, 11:49

Originally Posted by Deano

Do you know anyone that works at Council ?

Or ring the rates department and ask if you can have the owner's contact details. You can at least get their postal address and possibly a phone number if the information is not suppressed.

Be polite and see what their response is. If they do nothing about the problem, start ringing them each time your neighbours party and remind them of their responsibilities under the Residential Tenancies Act 1986.

And do call noise control.

Nah I don't know anyone in council. I could try unstuck's suggestion below, but to be honest I would start to feel a bit stalker-ish ringing the property owners every time their tenant has a party. Maybe I should just stick to noise control...

Originally Posted by unstuck

Easy peasy, go to your local council website and look up the rateing information, you should find the owners name and mailing adress on the rates for that property. Turning the power off is only a good idea if the meterbox is on the outside of the house, makes it a whole lot more interesting if it is inside, you have to be a bit sneaky.

Nah there might be someone on an oxygen machine in the house and I might kill them by shutting their power off... it's happened!

Originally Posted by nerrrd

Two words: Barry Manilow.

Originally Posted by Monkfish

Lol,

Yes do this, but also Ever thought of Mowing your Lawns at 6.30am?

I once was a loud bastard tenant and I remember after a particularly rambunctious night, my pissed off neighbor, got up early and cleaned out his boat.. including a flush of the outboard. that was so Fecken loud and the awakening so abrupt, I had a headache for 2 days! I was much more courteous after that!

Originally Posted by Logpot

Wait until 6am and then start throwing rocks on their roof.

You now what, here's a thought. I will get a dirt bike soon. How does 6:30 am blasts looping around the house sound?

Originally Posted by gwigs

Talk to your neighbours...they,re probably as pissed off as you.
Go and confront them as a united group.

Yea I find it odd I don't hear anything from the neighbours. They are possibly like me, too scared to do anything.

**unstuck** · 31st May 2013, 12:19

Originally Posted by bosslady

You now what, here's a thought. I will get a dirt bike soon. How does 6:30 am blasts looping around the house sound?

Thats no good cos you will just end up upsetting the rest of the neighbourhood.

**Swoop** · 31st May 2013, 12:26

Originally Posted by Monkfish

I once was a loud bastard tenant and I remember after a particularly rambunctious night, my pissed off neighbor, got up early and cleaned out his boat.. including a flush of the outboard.

That reminds me of a story a maori mate tells.
He had particularly obnoxious bastards next door and things slowly escalated...

He finished it off with his dirt bike, jetski AND trailer-mounted water blaster running at the same time at sparrows-fart underneath their windows. He spent the day topping up the petrol in each machine and eventually shut them down five hours later!
No problems after that though.

**bosslady** · 31st May 2013, 12:30

Originally Posted by unstuck

Thats no good cos you will just end up upsetting the rest of the neighbourhood.

Don't worry, I'd never do it, I'm only joking :P

**bogan** · 31st May 2013, 12:34

Originally Posted by gwigs

Talk to your neighbours...they,re probably as pissed off as you.
Go and confront them as a united group.

Preferably with pitchforks and burning torches...

**MSTRS:Me** · 31st May 2013, 13:29

Wipe dog/cat shit on the back of all their exterior door handles. Including all the cars...

**Geeen** · 31st May 2013, 15:20

Old man did the packet of tom thumb firecrackers under the window at 5:30am to a farmboy who had a habit of noisy late night shenanigans..... He of course absolutely shat himself, thought someone was shooting at him.