David Bain vs The Crown - game over

[Katman]

If you two want to see an atom split, you are welcome to come to Wellington and I shall demonstrate using nothing more than current items in my kitchen. It's a fuckin shit load easier than dealing with the scum of our country on a daily basis, I'm sure of that much.

Drew Rutherford - you're amazing.

[Drew]

Drew Rutherford - you're amazing.

Did you pay attention during science, at school? They had schools way back when you were a lad didn't they ol' fella?

Most attention grabbing atom splitting I can think of, is dropping sodium in water. But nearly any violent chemical reaction is caused by the splitting of atoms.

It is neither hard, or uncommon.

[Katman]

Did you pay attention during science, at school? They had schools way back when you were a lad didn't they ol' fella?

Most attention grabbing atom splitting I can think of, is dropping sodium in water. But nearly any violent chemical reaction is caused by the splitting of atoms.

It is neither hard, or uncommon.

That's splitting a molecule Drew - not an atom.

[Drew]

That's splitting a molecule Drew - not an atom.

I have overstated. It is not "most" violent chemical reactions.

It is however possible to split atoms by simply combining chemicals.

To split a hydrogen atom, introduce an equal number of them to helium atoms. Electrons like to be balanced by neutrons. Hydrogen has an uneven electron/neutron bias, so when you introduce it to helium the electron fucks off (splits from the atom) to find a negative mate.

This can be mimicked using chemicals found in home cleaners.

[Katman]

I have overstated. It is not "most" violent chemical reactions.

It is however possible to split atoms by simply combining chemicals.

To split a hydrogen atom, introduce an equal number of them to helium atoms. Electrons like to be balanced by neutrons. Hydrogen has an uneven electron/neutron bias, so when you introduce it to helium the electron fucks off (splits from the atom) to find a negative mate.

This can be mimicked using chemicals found in home cleaners.

You sound confused Drew.

[scumdog]

I have overstated. It is not "most" violent chemical reactions.

It is however possible to split atoms by simply combining chemicals.

To split a hydrogen atom, introduce an equal number of them to helium atoms. Electrons like to be balanced by neutrons. Hydrogen has an uneven electron/neutron bias, so when you introduce it to helium the electron fucks off (splits from the atom) to find a negative mate.

This can be mimicked using chemicals found in home cleaners.

Wow, about the most off-topic topic I have read for a long time, well done!

I envy your skills my man, a credit to you!

[Smifffy]

Whatever happened to the harsher sentences that the govt were promising for most violent chemical reactions?

I have overstated. It is not "most" violent chemical reactions.

It is however possible to split atoms by simply combining chemicals.

To split a hydrogen atom, introduce an equal number of them to helium atoms. Electrons like to be balanced by neutrons. Hydrogen has an uneven electron/neutron bias, so when you introduce it to helium the electron fucks off (splits from the atom) to find a negative mate.

This can be mimicked using chemicals found in home cleaners.

[Drew]

You sound confused Drew.

Not at all. I just went and quickly did a bit of a refresher on what chemicals can be made to react at an atomic level. Been a while since I did school C science too ya know.

[scumdog]

Not at all. I just went and quickly did a bit of a refresher on what chemicals can be made to react at an atomic level. Been a while since I did school C science too ya know.

School C?
SHeesh, you're older than I thought - but so immature, what's your secret??

[Drew]

Wow, about the most off-topic topic I have read for a long time, well done!

I envy your skills my man, a credit to you!

Sometimes it's just fun, to run with the first thing that might be of interest, in a boring thread for about ten bloody pages.

[Katman]

Not at all. I just went and quickly did a bit of a refresher on what chemicals can be made to react at an atomic level. Been a while since I did school C science too ya know.

Yes Drew, they can be made to react.

You're not actually splitting them.

[Drew]

School C?
SHeesh, you're older than I thought - but so immature, what's your secret??

Why do you give a fuck?

[scumdog]

Why do you give a fuck?

I give a fuck? Moi?

[Drew]

Yes Drew, they can be made to react.

You're not actually splitting them.

Careful dude, it's possible that I am not talking through a hole in my arse for once. P'raps you should go and do some research.

[Drew]

I give a fuck? Moi?

We all know you do. You secretly cry yourself to sleep every night, at the ramblings of us on here.