Hardcore Biker
Bit like TT's mate with the tank, iv'e got a 14 x 8" birch snare drum that my ashes will fit into, only half the price of a polished pinebox, already paid for, and meantime it has a daily practical use, we will then both (and the neighbours) rest in peace.
"If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”
Anyhoo don't forget to add to calendar 19th May, 27th July, and 31 August.
World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.
Hardcore Punk
Have you seen the new version of the Yorkshire Anthem released for Yorkshire day??Originally Posted by Moi
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23529298
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Low personal B.M.E.P.
Yeah, the plan was a tad ambitious - and flawed.Yeah and it wasn't an approved graveyard either
Then he let himself get all hung up over it......
I never said he was the sharpest knife in the box.
KB's Chief Cats
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Hardcore Biker
The thought of a loud drunken wake ending with an award winning riot that makes Te News would be nice, but I don't care what's done with me when I'm dead.
I'm not going to see it anyway.
Forum whore
Here's some cost cutting ideas.
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Aio ki te Aorangi
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... too true.Here's some cost cutting ideas.
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Anarchic Wild Child
I'll bet you'd be pretty tasteless ...
Good idea .. some people are pretty uselss when they are alive - at least that makes some us of the carcass and doesn't totally waste a life !!!
Yeah .. funerals are for the living not for the dead ..The thought of a loud drunken wake ending with an award winning riot that makes Te News would be nice, but I don't care what's done with me when I'm dead.
I'm not going to see it anyway.
I don't care ... drop me over the road in the harbour so my body feeds the fishes ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Hardcore Punk
Ok, today be good?.
That would look awesome on ewwtube.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Anarchic Wild Child
Not today .. I'm still using this body ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Oppan Biker Style
http://www.heavenlystarsfireworks.com/
"Helping to celebrate the life of a loved one or friend with fireworks
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Our compassionate and caring staff will help you with arranging all aspects of your special tribute, and can liaise with yourself, or a family member, funeral directors or crematorium over the collection of your loved one’s ashes, process and return of your ashes firework or memorial fireworks display.
The whole process has been respectfully developed to be caring, tasteful, discreet and professional. Our unique technique will safely embed your loved one’s ashes into our specially designed, tested, secure and quality checked fireworks before returning your self fired tribute or scattering their ashes during our professional display."
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Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behaviour does.
Oppan Biker Style
How's about this?
"Not Even Death Can Stop Him From Riding
How much do you love riding? Probably not as much as this guy did. David Morales Colon, 22, was shot to death April 22 in Puerto Rico. For his wake, Colon was embalmed and mounted on his Honda CBR600F4i with full Repsol colors.
The work was performed by the Marin Funeral Home in San Juan, which also made headlines two years ago for presenting the embalmed body of Angel Luis “Pedrito” Pantojas Medina standing up in the corner for his own funeral."
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Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behaviour does.
Hardcore Biker
what happened to ATGATT...........and he isn't waving
***** POLITICIANS *****
People Of Little Integrity Thieving Innocent Citizens Incomes And Need Shooting
*******KASPA*******
Knavery Artificial Spurious Pretentious Arseholes
Forum whore
I suppose, if you are already dead, ATGATT becomes a wee bit irrelevant.
Apparently the local WinTec in Hamilton have run a course on making your own coffin.
If I knew I would be in this house until I died, there might be some merit in making my own. On the other hand, if forced into a retirement home, they might be a bit upset at me leaving my own coffin leaning up against the wall in the hall outside the room.
Just had a thought re the rest home, upholster the lid, fit a set of castors, and you have your own 'take anywhere' settee.
How would one go as a coffee table, kids toy box, storage??
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Born to be mild
I have a vague plan to make my own casket and paint it with an appropriate paint so people can write or draw things on it ... jokes, pictures. I want people top have a bit of a laugh when I go.
Grow older but never grow up
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