To the Harley on Sunnynook Road

**mashman** · 28th January 2014, 20:36

Originally Posted by FJRider

I cunt stop laughing ...

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

**Juniper** · 28th January 2014, 20:41

Originally Posted by nodrog

Please sort the issue with your gearbox out so it changes past 2nd gear. Also can you and your friend please keep to the left while you are dawdling along, so I do not have to take evasive action when I approach on you at the speed limit.

P.S. you're fuckin lucky I logged onto Kiwibiker today, otherwise I may have missed out on your stern telling off.

Dude I was in 3rd. She is running better than ever thank you.

I was in the right hand wheel tread of my lane. Which is where is suggested in the road code for optimum visibility by the car in front and behind. Also it's where one needs to be in order to cross over the road to a driveway. And as you overtook me I was just about to indicate and pull to the centre.

We were going the same speed as the car in front..... Which you also overtook on double yellow lines just before the crest of a very blind hill.

Legally you are allowed to overtake WITHIN a lane with double yellow lines if there is enough space for both vehicles.

**skippa1** · 28th January 2014, 20:42

Originally Posted by mashman

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

Ok....hymen on the joke now.....

**AllanB** · 28th January 2014, 20:48

I was on my bike the other day and made a left turn up a cunt, up a cunt, up a country road.

straya · 28th January 2014, 20:50

Originally Posted by nodrog

Please sort the issue with your gearbox out so it changes past 2nd gear. Also can you and your friend please keep to the left while you are dawdling along, so I do not have to take evasive action when I approach on you at the speed limit.

P.S. you're fuckin lucky I logged onto Kiwibiker today, otherwise I may have missed out on your stern telling off.

I guess he was desperate to get to the sheep in time,
shame on you baaa means no lol

Straya,

**gammaguy** · 28th January 2014, 20:51

Originally Posted by unstuck

Tits, or it never happened.

Sounds better than pics.

Cunts.. Or the tits never happened

**skippa1** · 28th January 2014, 20:51

Originally Posted by AllanB

I was on my bike the other day and made a left turn up a cunt, up a cunt, up a country road.

Dont be vulva

**gammaguy** · 28th January 2014, 20:55

Originally Posted by AllanB

I was on my bike the other day and made a left turn up a cunt, up a cunt, up a country road.

I was in Thailand last week, made a turn up a cunt...Up a cunt.. Up a cuntry road

Fuck me if there weren't a couple of nuts sitting down the far end of it....

**The Reibz** · 28th January 2014, 20:56

Originally Posted by mashman

You must cum from a strange cuntry. Cunt you learn to get over it? Take a deep breast and try cunting to 10.

See you next Tuesday cunt

**mashman** · 28th January 2014, 20:56

Originally Posted by skippa1

Ok....hymen on the joke now.....

ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... bling blung

**gammaguy** · 28th January 2014, 20:58

Originally Posted by mashman

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

Much more from you and you'll get a clit round the earhole

**Madness** · 28th January 2014, 21:00

A cunt on a Harley huh?

**skippa1** · 28th January 2014, 21:04

Originally Posted by gammaguy

Much more from you and you'll get a clit round the earhole

Better keep it seemly G, SPOTted by a mod and we may end up getting a cerv......ix

**mashman** · 28th January 2014, 21:08

Originally Posted by gammaguy

I was in Thailand last week, made a turn up a cunt...Up a cunt.. Up a cuntry road

The Scottish version

I want ma hole, I want ma hole, I want ma holiday
To see the cunt, to see the cunt, to see the countary
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity
I want ma hole, I want ma hole, I want ma holiday