Lusi updates?

**Berries** · 15th March 2014, 17:06

An apple has just blown off the tree.

Can I make a claim?

**Oakie** · 15th March 2014, 17:56

Originally Posted by Berries

An apple has just blown off the tree.

Can I make a claim?

No. But you can make a tart ... or a pie.

**mashman** · 15th March 2014, 17:59

Still the same here as it was earlier... and no fish

**Mom** · 15th March 2014, 18:02

Windy, a few fronds blown off the palm trees, no damage. Finished our day and went for a walk to the beach to check out the surf. Find a rather large, drunk woman attempting to go swimming in jeans. She wanted to be dinner for the whales she told us. Another call to the cops (might share the reason for the first call later) to come and get her, a surfer had to haul her out the first time, Mark and another passer by went and got her the second time.

High tide at 7:30, there is going to be carnage to the beach front, the surf is HUGE!

**SMOKEU** · 15th March 2014, 18:28

Originally Posted by Flip

put my hunting pack in the back of the truck. Hopefully I won't be called out.

Is that to "take care" of the cheeky darkies who might start looting?

**Hitcher** · 15th March 2014, 18:32

It's getting darker outside.

**mashman** · 15th March 2014, 18:46

There's liquid falling from the skies and there's no seagulls in sight.

**Woodman** · 15th March 2014, 18:58

My ferns still haven't greened up.

**JimO** · 15th March 2014, 20:20

Originally Posted by Hitcher

It's getting darker outside.

same here should i hide in the cellar?

**Berries** · 15th March 2014, 21:40

Fuck, it is really dark here now. I rang Civil Defence and they weren't even interested, the bastards.

**Voltaire** · 15th March 2014, 22:01

Latte was fine, but the Jaffa blew off the table.
Drove over the Bombays this arvo and other than a bit of wind was fine ( no dragons)

**Grashopper** · 15th March 2014, 22:08

Originally Posted by Berries

Fuck, it is really dark here now. I rang Civil Defence and they weren't even interested, the bastards.

You should call them again, it is getting colder, too, and even worse, cars and people have vanished from outside.

**Berries** · 15th March 2014, 22:39

Jeez, you've got me worried now, and I don't know where the dog is. I might just give them a call.

Mind you I don't hold out much hope. My internet connection went down yesterday for a bit, the 111 operator was a right bitch about it.

**mashman** · 15th March 2014, 22:47

We had a power outage for what seemed like forever. I armed the kids with knives and strategically placed them around the house in case the darkies that come out when it's dark darkened our door. Felt sorry for the littly, but she's the only one light enough to hang on the coat rack whilst remaining hidden amongst the jackets.