Check out those fuckin chicken strips tho.
Of an enviable height
Check out those fuckin chicken strips tho.
Born to be mild
In the first picture, what was the constable holding in his right hand? A donut (or a danish)? A firearm? His extraordinarily large penis?
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Or caravans, boats, trucks, cars, planes, houses... hell... whatever you could imagineOriginally Posted by bogan
Build a launch so big you ran out of blocks to build an equally impressive truck and trailer to pull it...
Bogeyman
Plastic blocks?
What's the world coming to?
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Born to be mild
Yeah I know. Ever tried breaking a window with a plastic block!? Wooden ones are fine ... but plastic ... whole new level of commitment required.
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Say what you like about riders, but don't dis Lego.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
I think he's a Fetish bondage kinda guy.
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He's the only one I've got.
Anarchic Wild Child
Fuck - getting angry over a kids toy???
Why even give that space in your head - there are more important things to think about ..
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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So, you're saying we should le'go of that which blocks the important stuff?
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No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Who's angry? My kids 5th Birthday netted some stash of Lego & Angry birds. I figured this would be hell funny. i mean look at my first post C'mon, its comic genius if I say so myself.. . . well I laughed [sniff] I'm going to go eat some worms.
What I'm surprised about is how serious this thread got
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Being brainwashed into a lack of imagination makes you stupid? Would hate to be your kid =P
She's yet to earn even one tally mark on the wall so there is hope to brainwash her yet.
And they really got into the molded stuff a decade ago. My little brother had all these robot things that I thought were shit to start with, but he made all sorts of things out of them in his noggin. He's just working up to the bank robbing stage once he figures out how to make his lego gun work.
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No, I think that imagining everything is food does though, personally I'd make my kids wait until they know the difference between food and not-food before giving them legos. I mean think how much those fuckers hurt when you step on one, then imagine having to shit one out
Exactly, a decade ago I was playing with welders, not legos. 2 decades ago more imagination was required...
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Best Frenemy you could have!
Duplo. Harder to swallow. Dunno if it's still around though... even compatible with lego!No, I think that imagining everything is food does though, personally I'd make my kids wait until they know the difference between food and not-food before giving them legos. I mean think how much those fuckers hurt when you step on one, then imagine having to shit one out
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
When I first started playing with lego, heck approaching 4 decades ago, the coolest thing was the modular motor.
When I was about 9 there was a myth that with a brand new set of batteries & a long flat section as a propeller, you could just get the motor to hover. (prop angle & downforce were not in our vocabury clearly).
No one had a brand new set of batteries so it was hard to debunk, but it was a cool thought. Like xray specs & sea monkeys.
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He's the only one I've got.
Anarchic Wild Child
Long black slimey ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't ...
Naaa bro .. we still love you (in a very platonic sense ...)
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