Originally Posted by Akzle dude. Thats all lawyers. I met (OK paid) a valiant hooker once. Yes my prostitutes are fans of the Chrysler product. Lot of room in the back, see.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase I met (OK paid) a valiant hooker once. Yes my prostitutes are fans of the Chrysler product. Lot of room in the back, see. I fucked a really fat chick in the front of a valiant charger one night, does that count.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Originally Posted by unstuck I fucked a really fat chick in the front of a valiant charger one night, does that count. No. But it makes you a sick fuck.
Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback No. But it makes you a sick fuck. Never said I wasn't. The really sick part is her sister and mother where even fatter, and they got fucked eventually too.
Originally Posted by unstuck Never said I wasn't. The really sick part is her sister and mother where even fatter, and they got fucked eventually too. Lol. I'd have to assume her mother certainly did at some stage mate!
Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback Lol. I'd have to assume her mother certainly did at some stage mate! Well Of course I was not the first, or the last.
Originally Posted by unstuck Never said I wasn't. The really sick part is her sister and mother where even fatter, and they got fucked eventually too. Ahhh, the old 'Sportsman's Special'.
Grow older but never grow up
Originally Posted by Oakie Ahhh, the old 'Sportsman's Special'. I like to think of it as the tubby triple
Originally Posted by unstuck I like to think of it as the tubby triple a betting man might call it the trifecta
Originally Posted by unstuck I like to think of it as the tubby triple As much as you can take the proverbial out of anyone from Gore about anything at any time, you simply can't fault their work ethic or community spirit.
You cheap arse southerners, could have at least forked out for a motel... no wonder there's all these south island hotties moving north... ;p
Originally Posted by unstuck I fucked a really fat chick in the front of a valiant charger one night, does that count. ...my sis-in-law fucked a perfectly good Valiant Ranger on her way home from a night out...
Originally Posted by R650R You cheap arse southerners, could have at least forked out for a motel... no wonder there's all these south island hotties moving north... ;p The first time was outside the puhoi pub. Then the whangaporoa pub carpark. I did eventually go home with them.
Originally Posted by unstuck I fucked a really fat chick in the front of a valiant charger one night, does that count. Yes thats pretty impressive considering Chargers front seats don't recline.
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
Originally Posted by Woodman Yes thats pretty impressive considering Chargers front seats don't recline. Yeah, bench seats are good like that.
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