Firefighters needed to help pull student out of vagina

[TheDemonLord]

Hmmm if I was the firefighter I'd have flopped out my largest, firmest hose and given it a really good squirt. Lubrication solves most things.

I suspect that it is the start of some form of 'art' film......

[Katman]

'Twat was he thinking?

[Banditbandit]

Lucky it didn't fall on him - then he really would have been cunt struck.

[Banditbandit]

So who funds the firefighters?

In Godzone a fair chunk of it comes from insurance premiums ...

[buggerit]

another snatch and grab

[husaberg]

Yeah but he won't be the last roped in by the hairy lasso..........
I feel like shouting its a trap but it is a honey of one.........

[unstuck]

It's like those funny asian fellas getting all giggly about vagina mountain on the "By any means" dvd.

[cc rider]

Whole new meaning to "Going in feet first."

[husaberg]

he just slipped in...........

[husaberg]

Came unstuck between a rock and a place place.............

[husaberg]

You have to have balls of steel to attempt that................

[cc rider]

came unstuck between a rock and a fun place.............

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[husaberg]

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I see what you were trying to say but I was being metamorphic..........
You might get that one later............ CC me if you need some help getting it.........

It was fun fun fun...... till her daddy made her put her V-bird away

[cc rider]

You have to have balls of steel to attempt that................

At least warm them up first

[cc rider]

I see what you were trying to say but I was being metamorphic........

I see what you were trying to say but I was being funnier