Weird stuff 'normal' people are offended by

[husaberg]

[awa355]

Same goes for this affliction

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I'll stick to sardines

[blackdog]

Chick once didn't like watching me masturbate. I dunno why she couldn't just get another seat on the train.

[caspernz]

Chick once didn't like watching me masturbate. I dunno why she couldn't just get another seat on the train.

You weren't the conductor then?

[Scuba_Steve]

It's amazing how many people you can "offend" by going bare foot.

[Banditbandit]

How in gods name did she manage to get married in the first place

Shotgun wedding???

[bluninja]

Taking shoes of on a plane...absolutely...farting.....nah! but do not stand behind me when I get off the plane. The extra pressure of sea level and a brisk walk to immigration has me leaving a toxic vapour trail. Perhaps I should hold it in until I clear customs ...that way if they need to a cavity search I can at least gain a little revenge in advance.

BTW, when you are doing the mile high thingy....do you brazenly walk up to the toilets and both go in, or do you wait till everyone's sleeping and walk up and sneak in whilst nobodies looking and hope there's not a long queue waiting when you finish and come out

[Scuba_Steve]

BTW, when you are doing the mile high thingy....do you brazenly walk up to the toilets and both go in, or do you wait till everyone's sleeping and walk up and sneak in whilst nobodies looking and hope there's not a long queue waiting when you finish and come out

Wait! you're supposed to do that in the toilets? No wonder everyone looks at us funny like

[bluninja]

Wait! you're supposed to do that in the toilets? No wonder everyone looks at us funny like

I guess you could do it in the cockpit...wonder why the pilots cabin got called the cockpit

[sugilite:Me]

T The extra pressure of sea level and a brisk walk to immigration has me leaving a toxic vapour trail. Perhaps I should hold it in until I clear customs.

I clear customs every time I fart

[F5 Dave]

This all seems very odd, - they give you those little slipper things & the eye covers. You do get those back in Economy don't you?

[TheDemonLord]

Once the seatbelt sign goes off, the shoes go off

[JATZ]

Booze is the answer ... lots and lots of booze ..

I don't think I could drink enough.... No !! I know I cant drink that much

[Virago]

Sitting with bare feet on the floor is one thing. Shoving said bare feet between the seats in front and into other people's faces is quite another.

[R650R]

It's amazing how many people you can "offend" by going bare foot.

Apparently even wearing jandals into town irks some people LOL...