Friday Night Rants?

[ellipsis]

...hope it goes as well as it normally does...I'll be home in the garden...I dont mind putting up with a southerly and rain over here if it means you all get the good weather...

[dangerous]

My workplace is going to give me the shits soon!!!

The older lady I share a Porta-com with suffers from fart incontinence. I have this very real fear that it is going to get so bad that one day I will be hit in the back of my head by faecal debris launched out her anus!!

fart back... I know you can

[Stirts]

fart back... I know you can

HAHAAAA fark I don't want to kill her!

[schrodingers cat]

Here's a bit of a rant.

Fucking Christmas.

I pop into Farmers for pillowcases or some other manly shit and what do I see but Christmas shit.
Plastic fucking trees and sparkly bullshit do-dads and just horseshit crap.

ITS FUCKING OCTOBER!

Its no-where near fucking Dec 25th. And on the tele that fucknob Hosking with his poofer hair (buy a comb and stop dying it you cock-gobbler) and Pippa - Hmmmmmmm Pippa, had a stupid Xmas elf hat on saying "Nearly Xmas ho ho ho"

Now if Pippa was attending to my chimney and all that sort of sexist twaddle I'd STFU and wish a merry happy but FFS OCTOBER.

I'm old enough to remember that is was a bad fucking joke to roll out the Xmas horseshit on 1st Nov.
Next thing the poxy Easter bunny will be riding reindeer and peddling gouly guy fawkesy Xmas cake valentine eggs.

I call bullshit

Pathetic fucking Xmas trees and covering your state house in ropes and ropes of gay lights and crap. Take that neighbours! I saw that shit on American TV

A proper kiwi would vault the fence and hack down a defenseless pine tree, festoon it with empty beer cans and light up the neighborhood with a big fuck-off bonfire. Come on down Fire Department Fellas!
Shit, let off some acetylene bombs and get the armed offenders round - make a right old night of it.
And if the sprout-eaters next door complain, chuck an old tyre on the fire and make sure the fuckers get the message.

October.

Bullshit

Fuck off

[Scuba_Steve]

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying

[schrodingers cat]

Steve. Bro.

9 words and a smiley

Must try harder.

Barely rates as a self obsessed fleeting thought. Well short of a rant that's for sure. No wonder the OP is racked with despair.

Please elaborate sugar puff

[Akzle]

A proper kiwi would vault the fence and hack down a defenseless pine tree, festoon it with empty beer cans and light up the neighborhood with a big fuck-off bonfire. Come on down Fire Department Fellas!
Shit, let off some acetylene bombs and get the armed offenders round - make a right old night of it.
And if the sprout-eaters next door complain, chuck an old tyre on the fire and make sure the fuckers get the message.

well, yeah, but that's just a thursday, i don't see why you'd wait for this christmush shit...

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying

haha. fuck jobs.

[Scuba_Steve]

Sorry... hows this

Who are these so called PROFESSIONALS looking for? Are they looking for perfection? It sure seems that way. There is NO excuse for this careless and callous act these people are putting forth. If you have a bachelors degree they want a masters. If you have a masters they want a PH.D. Heck if you had EVERYTHING they wanted they would still come up with some other lame criteria in which you would absolutely have to have in order to get a job. What's next? Blood samples? Do we need to have a blue and green eye?

YOU PROFESSIONALS OUT THERE: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? WHY IS OUR BEST NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHY DO YOU NOT LET YOUR CANDIDATES KNOW (AFTER AN IN PERSON INTERVIEW) WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE THE JOB?

I would love to know what kind of supreme being you are looking for.

[Scuba_Steve]

haha. fuck jobs.

Yes I probably wouldn't even mind one of those

[mossy1200]

Need new job, can't find new job. Fucking annoying

If I win lotto you can have mine.
Ill pm you in 24hrs if its available.

[mashman]

Sorry... hows this

Who are these so called PROFESSIONALS looking for? Are they looking for perfection? It sure seems that way. There is NO excuse for this careless and callous act these people are putting forth. If you have a bachelors degree they want a masters. If you have a masters they want a PH.D. Heck if you had EVERYTHING they wanted they would still come up with some other lame criteria in which you would absolutely have to have in order to get a job. What's next? Blood samples? Do we need to have a blue and green eye?

YOU PROFESSIONALS OUT THERE: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? WHY IS OUR BEST NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHY DO YOU NOT LET YOUR CANDIDATES KNOW (AFTER AN IN PERSON INTERVIEW) WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE THE JOB?

I would love to know what kind of supreme being you are looking for.

This isn't your interview technique is it?



They want to know if you believe that you are capable of the job... even if they don't know what the job is either.

[Scuba_Steve]

If I win lotto you can have mine.
Ill pm you in 24hrs if its available.

Sweet good luck with the lotto then ...unless the jobs not a good one, then I only offer half luck

This isn't your interview technique is it?

Shit! They recorded that!!!

... I mean no, no that wasn't me

[husaberg]

My workplace is going to give me the shits soon!!!

The older lady I share a Porta-com with suffers from fart incontinence. I have this very real fear that it is going to get so bad that one day I will be hit in the back of my head by faecal debris launched out her anus!!

You need to become more immune to the symptoms Shorty, I suggest a strong course of Gordie induced Dutch oven immersion therapy

[mashman]

Shit! They recorded that!!!

... I mean no, no that wasn't me

lol, cannot spread again etc... Bon Chance with the job hunt.

[Berries]

Today it is the 29th. You could say it is the 29th of October, the 29th day of October, or perhaps it is October the 29th. So why the fuck do people on TV say it is October 29. It fucking isn't.

Is this an only in New Zealand thing?