Jaffas

**mada** · 22nd December 2014, 20:03

These guys take the cake

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11377937

**frogfeaturesFZR** · 22nd December 2014, 20:06

Retards, you get them everywhere, but it does seem Auckland attracts them.
Back in the day, natural selection would have seen them eaten by sabre toothed tigers.
Ah, the good old days....

**yokel** · 22nd December 2014, 20:07

Originally Posted by mada

These guys take the cake

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11377937

no, they take 2 minute noodle

**yokel** · 22nd December 2014, 20:11

Originally Posted by frogfeaturesFZR

Retards, you get them everywhere, but it does seem Auckland attracts them.
Back in the day, natural selection would have seen them eaten by sabre toothed tigers.
Ah, the good old days....

Imagine if we culled off 90% of the useless population, how awesome would we be? and would I still be here? haha

**Maha** · 22nd December 2014, 20:21

Jaffa's? think you may mean Jafa? no such thing as a Just Another Fucking Fucking Aucklander.

**R650R** · 22nd December 2014, 20:22

There's an awful lot of people whove moved to Auckland from provincial areas for work and stuff.... but that's another thread....

A few contradictions in there though, not in real danger - but they picked them up anyway as they had not enough food and clothing bad weather etc, so really they were in danger if left there.....????

**yokel** · 22nd December 2014, 20:36

Originally Posted by R650R

There's an awful lot of people whove moved to Auckland from provincial areas for work and stuff.... but that's another thread....

A few contradictions in there though, not in real danger - but they picked them up anyway as they had not enough food and clothing bad weather etc, so really they were in danger if left there.....????

I'm sure if they were women it would be a different story?

and yes there are stupid people everywhere

**Voltaire** · 22nd December 2014, 20:39

Did they have boxcutters?

...maybe do a poll, who believes they only had 2 minute noodles......

**caspernz** · 22nd December 2014, 20:57

Originally Posted by mada

These guys take the cake

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11377937

Maybe if they'd taken some cake they would've been better nourished?

Whenever I hear this type of story I wonder if there is a way to make folks like this foot the S & R bill

**Tazz** · 22nd December 2014, 21:37

Should this be in the fatties thread?

Must admit my emergency food that is thrown in vehicles or saddle bag is usually chocolate, 2 min noodles and some cans of tuna

They should foot part of the bill I reckon, but then I suppose you don't want people worrying about that happening to them and downplaying an actual situation in the future.

**Akzle** · 23rd December 2014, 05:14

Originally Posted by Maha

Jaffa's? think you may mean Jafa? no such thing as a Just Another Fucking Fucking Aucklander.

jaffffaffs.

Fuken fuckwit from fuken auckland fer fuckssake

**Voltaire** · 23rd December 2014, 07:52

Originally Posted by yokel

Imagine if we culled off 90% of the useless population, how awesome would we be? and would I still be here? haha

Axkle could do with some company

**Big Dog** · 23rd December 2014, 10:10

When I was a young tacker we used to carry noodles. Not as a whole meal. As a base to add bush tucker to. There are a few things that taste awful on their own. Tasty in noodle broth.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

**Akzle** · 23rd December 2014, 10:49

i think they should be named and shamed (well, shot actually, but working with what we've got...

splash it all over their farsebook and embarrass the fuck out of the fat cunts.

and noodles aren't food. they're glue. (flour+water)

biltong, bitches.